"Second screen content"

Been a while since I saw it, but it was basically "racism is bad, but also some people are genetically superior," right?

Having fun isn't hard if you have a library card

Everyone has a library card at Anna's Archive

Astronomy is as cheap as your local observatory's entry fee (and the gas to drive there) (assuming you have a local observatory)

Floss

Now do illness and deaths related to foodborne disease. If recalls were a good proxy for the outcomes people care about, then the best course of action for public health would be to put a stop to all recalls.

The lizard is cute

A legendary dickhead. "Boo hoo hoo, the city wants me to stop shitting in the creek! Woe is me, my neighbors are offering to pay for my sewer hookup! How cruel and capricious those catholics are, accepting my offer to sell my property! I'll make them pay for this by attempting to murder their families!"

If there's a hell then Marvin Heemeyer is dumping a cement mixer full of his own shit in a lake of fire right now

I cut my teeth on a '93 Geo Metro. Approximately 30 lbs wet, not weighed down by things like an automatic transmission or air bags or a tachometer. Had to learn the car's language, listen when she told me to shift gears. God I miss that little toy car

Real advice: get your shit ready the day before. You won't be stumbling around looking for socks if you found a pair last night. Of your clothes are already in the bathroom, you can walk straight from your bed to the shower. If your lunch box is already packed, you can just grab it from the fridge and go.

Idunno, where I work they basically just pay you to show up if you're on second shift

Apparently her name is actually Kortney. But reality doesn't matter when a bunch of redditors get together to hate a woman

Guys this took me way too long to transcribe but I could not go without posting it. wizardlyghost wrote that shit in iambic pentameter. This is the first time I've ever seen someone use iambic pentameter when imitating Shakespeare, and they did it fucking flawlessly

ETA Y'all magpiecrown illustrated this and it's the best

See the problem is that you let a display device connect to the internet

"Young" could be misinterpreted as 18. "Underage" is the right word.

"Programmers are cooked," he says in reply to a post offering six figures for a programmer

Imagine you're a bartender, and every time someone orders a shot, you have to take one too. One? Totally fine. Two? No problem. A hundred? You're gonna want a bucket (or a lead shield) to dump that shot (or radiation) in

Hating both is the only based take. All billionaires are evil, even if you really really like their music.

You're fuckin dreaming if you think this silly airplane meme is equivalent to the hate we send Musk's way all the time, constantly

Over 100 Americans have died from diabetes since this guy was shot. Where are the headlines for all of them? Does the fact that they were murdered by a system instead of an individual make their deaths less noteworthy?