Or better yet, get another kid to do the same and sprint towards each other at full speed, and bounce off each other real hard, immediately slamming to the ground, and both go home with concussions.

That West Berlin was an enclave deep within GDR, completely encircled by the Berlin wall. For some reason I thought that Berlin was right at the border between FRG and GDR with the wall splitting it in half.

There's not nearly enough supers and dupers in your comment.
IIRC the_donald users tried to go there and quickly had to run away crying, they've got bullied hard.

That's how you die of asphyxiation

Selfhosting an *arr stack with Plex/Jellyfin is the way.
There's also Tdarr for automatic transcoding of videos right after they get downloaded, haven't tried it yet so can't comment.

OUR food, comrade

Clever, the bacteria gets lost in the maze and slowly goes insane and starves to death.

Out of recommendations given here I'd ignore Arch/Manjaro, for a server you want something that you can set up and forget about and not explode when you try to update the packages after not doing so for 3 months.
Kubernetes and the likes are a bit of an overkill unless you're planning to expand to having multiple machines or want a learning experience.
I'd recommend docker compose or podman, you generally don't want bare bones docker as running your containers via docker run sucks ass.

"Hey, at least my ball and chain are made of gold!"

I can see Google implementing ActivityPub if (and that's a big if) fediverse takes off

Wow would love to go through it and check out how the overworld looks like

I could see Google integrating with the fediverse once it reaches critical mass. Using ActivityPub for indexing ought to be more efficient than the usual web crawling.

A tiny "ackshually" is that there also exist non-rechargeable lithium batteries that have actual elemental lithium in them, which might be adding to the confusion.

It's not exactly something that you can force. If X amount of users want to join an instance Y, the instance should be able to provide capabilities to host those users. Besides, horizontal scaling provides other benefits, stability is the main one - if one server instance goes down, others can immediately pick up the slack.

The Chinese Communist Party has a chance to do the funny

The king is safe as long as the pawns are fighting each other

Unfortunately most noise from cars at speeds above 30km/h is due to tires hitting the road surface, not engines.

Most ideologies and religions are "viral" in the way they spread. Being able to think critically is how one stays immune.

No, the patent is specifically for the ones that you stand sideways on, like on a skateboard.
Also all electric unicycle manufacturers are based in China, which doesn't care about patents much.

Is there a typescript analogue for python? Preferably that adds curly braces?