The only people he pardoned last time were close friends and people that gave him a ton of money.

The next generation doesn't know how to use a mouse because they do everything on the phone. And yes, I have met people like that.

Is this from a video where a body builder dresses as an old man to get shocked reactions at the gym?

About the Crocs, sure, but what about the scissors that will never open?

He's a tow truck driver from the thin yellow line Chevy logo.

Even worse, it's electrical tape.

Photoshop. You can even see the repeat pattern.

"On Thursday, a report released by a Justice Department watchdog found no evidence that FBI agents helped incite the January 6, 2021, insurrection at the U.S. Capitol."

Saved you a click.

It looks like a Photoshoped Borzoi.

Why is your washing machine using data?

His (Putin's) plan is to break up NATO.

Begun? Texas has always had a war on dildos.

He's an everything vaccine skeptic. He's said that he tells random women in the park not to vaccinate their kids.

I wouldn't even pay less.

He doesn't specify what he will do if the statement is false. Immediately taking a drink if the following statement is false is still a valid option.

He doesn't stand a chance with it either.

That's just a "push poll". They're only used for marketing/propaganda and fund raising. I doubt they even look at the responses.

A Worn Path, The Test, and a story I haven't been able to find about kids who go into a carnival fun house but it's really set up to kill them (vats of acid, snakes hanging from the ceiling).

This was 6th grade. I seemed like all the short stories in middle school made the Tell Tale Heart seem cheerful.

And Bartleby, the Scrivener.

This right is probably his natural eyebrows with the left being heavily tweezed.

And then after they do their job be arrested and hauled in front of that kangaroo court on a murder charge. Of course, they've been fired at this point because the hospital's lawyer told them not to do the procedure because they would lose their malpractice insurance if they did.