Spyke
Skatesreply
feddit.nl

Actual comedians are out there grinding on the daily, going to clubs and bombing, thinking about their act a million times a day, tryna work out timing and intonation and how best to fit the punchline in the sentence structure, how to reduce filler, all this weird shit that has never once crossed your mind because why would it, you're not a comedian. And that's a shit joke, because it's not ingrained in you (or OP) how to make a good joke. Nobody's getting offended here, it just wasn't funny - or idk, maybe you're projecting and you got offended when people weren't laughing at a poorly made meme, so you responded with your own poorly made meme?

Let's face it, this entire thread has not illicited even a smile, let alone laughs. Memes are great for scrolling, but let's not confuse them with jokes.

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Skatesreply
feddit.nl

Humor? Your idea of a joke is adding text to a photo. You're not funny, your jokes stink, you have two left hands, nobody read your self-righteous rant.

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yokonzoreply
lemmy.world

Or some unbelievable shit happens and you just don't believe Anything, not saying it's likely but you're coming in with the idea of yes I am absolutely right on this and nobody can tell me otherwise

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wedeworpsreply
sh.itjust.works

I personally do not believe that it happened, but I also do not believe that it didn't happen. I simply have a lack of belief

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lemmy.blahaj.zone

Where do you get that the train is completely empty? Look in the reflection, every seat is taken and people are standing

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Soupreply
lemmy.cafe

Not upset. How about this… You don’t get to tell others what they are or are not, cool?

And try reading my original comment and this time, try and get the context. It might help a bit.

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Soupreply
lemmy.cafe

A better word would be one chosen by me as I’m the one that gets to make a ruling on the state of my agitation or lack of it.

I assure you I have zero fucks to give emotionally about what anyone here ever has to say.

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Soupreply
lemmy.cafe

Whatever the fuck that means, I’m certain it’s wrong.

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JFC, as someone reading this thread hours after the fact, you are the only one here that radiates tiny-dick energy.

Let. It. Go.

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Ookami38reply
sh.itjust.works

I'm ignorant of a great many things, bro. We all get mad. Just own it, bro.

Also, if you wanna be a pseudo intellectual at least spell "do" right.

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Soupreply
lemmy.cafe

I’m laughing my ass off at how seeming impossible it is to convince an internet rando that I know better than they do when it comes to my emotional state.

Like. I get that you’re a troll- bRo… but man… I’ve seen better trolls on desks in HR offices.

DO better. Then be better.

Side note- I never was trying to say the word “do.” Maybe learn how to read.

I said TO you, as in- from YOUR perspective.

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Fair regarding to.

The reason you appear mad is because you keep replying, so vehemently adamant that you're not even the slightest bit upset, and yet you're spending so much energy to deny it. Thou dost protest too much.

Keep being mad bro

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The original image os from Rio de Janeiro's 2016 Olympics when the metro line to the west zone was inaugurated and only tourists can used it.

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lemmy.world

Everyone should know grandpa strength is nothing to fuck with

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lemmy.world

Why would they offer a seat on a train with 8 open seats?

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lemmy.world

Is this from a video where a body builder dresses as an old man to get shocked reactions at the gym?

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If you look at pictures of people doing a "human flag pole" you'll see that they all have their arms spread wide, with one hand above them and the other one below. And if you look at the guy in the background, you can see he is looking at the guys feet instead of at the man himself. So, yes, this old guy is absolutely being lifted up by his feet.

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ikr where's that bias-detection bot when you really need it? /s

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