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It took me over two years to get my wife to hang the fucking keys on the rack by the door and she's still a bit hit-and-miss.

"Where are my keys?!"

"Well, they're not on the rack, that's for sure."

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See my comments ITT about mnemonics. Read a book about it back in the 90s, very short. The author promised I would be able to remember the 50 US states in alphabetical order in minutes. Yeah, right. I had the first 20 down with no effort. Life changing brain hack.

Imagine the thing you can't forget attacking you, or a wall of $thing busting through the door as you approach. The more surreal the scene, the better you'll remember. Neat part? You might not remember what you imagined, but your brain will kick into gear on it's own. It's a simpler version of a memory palace.

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I got a story. Gf and I are out partying on New Years. 2AM, bar's closed, time to go. I can't find her truck keys. Oh FFS. We spent two hours wandering the empty streets and parking lots in the freezing cold, her bitching non-stop at me for losing them, finally called a cab on a pay phone. While waiting at the Quickie Mart, she found the keys in her overcoat pocket. She was a bit sheepish, and that's British understatement.

Now for the cake's icing! Woke up on New Year's Day and remembered the injustice done. Sat up and bed and was about to bitch, ...croak... Had the all-time worst case of strep, personal best, puked when I looked at the back of my throat in the mirror. Solid white puss, no pink in sight, with black streaks (smoking) running through it.

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I've got a trick! Mnemonics!

Say you have to remember a thing. Real example: When I go to camp tomorrow I have to remember to grab a bucket of gravel. Never going to see it, it's off to the side. Hell, I forgot it was there until I opened it last month. What to do now?

I took a few seconds and imagined an absurd scenario (the crazier the better). I pictured pulling up and seeing an Indiana Jones style boulder of those rocks rolling down the path and squishing my truck. It ran over my wife and splatted her, rolling over and over with her stuck to it like a scene from Itchy and Scratchy. (Told ya it was absurd!)

When I pull up, I likely won't picture, or even remember, that scene, but something in my brain will scream, "Go get the rocks first so you don't forget!" But what if I get distracted unloading the truck (which happens every damned time)? I also imagined the same boulder rolling down the trail when I turn the corner where the bucket will be visible.

Another example: I needed to remember to figure out my busted ice maker so I quickly imagined sitting down at my PC and seeing a tsunami of ice cubes flooding out my monitor into my lap. Didn't remember the tsunami, but, "Oh yeah. I need to look that up."

It works on others as well! I've met people and said, "Hi! Name's Scott. You can remember that if you picture me with a talking Scotty dog head yapping at ya." And they will never forget my name.

Whenever I post this someone comes along and explains why it can't work with a load of excuses. FFS y'all, just try it. I don't know of a brain hack that takes less effort and pretty much zero practice.

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I did that for 6-months, but without the rich wife. We had enough money, and it was fun at first, but I got real depressed. I have to go out in the world and do shit it seems.

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“And, while it was regarded as pretty good evidence of criminality to be living in a slum, for some reason owning a whole street of them merely got you invited to the very best social occasions.”

and more to the point...

"Indeed, if a poor man will spend a year in prison for stealing out of hunger, how high would the gallows need to be to hang the rich man who breaks the law out of greed?"

~Discworld novels