And the comments section without FlyingSquid

I went to college in Alabama (southern USA) and my very country barber was mostly unintelligible but one day, mid-sentence, the words "statutory rape" very articulately came out of his mouth and I still wonder what the fuck that was all about.

The cat one is great too

Dick van Dyke turns 99 in a few weeks.

Get a bidet attachment for your toilet. It will change your life.

Alligators generally aren't all that dangerous. They are not aggressive at all, especially not toward humans. But they fucking will be if they know you have food and then you're fucked.

Ishtar is a great movie but it never had chance.

The production was plagued with problems and it went way over budget. It was getting trashed in the entertainment press daily before it was even completed. Making fun of it turned into meme. It was a running gag on Johnny Carson.

Eventually, things got so bad with the production that even the studio execs were talking shit about it to the press. They hated director Elaine May and wanted to tank her movie and her career. They got her blackballed, the film bombed and Ishtar got the reputation as one of the worst movies ever made despite the fact that nobody even bothered to see it.

Watch it. It's a lot of fun.

So you have the jewels. Now what? Do they just go into some rich person's secret collection? It's not like you can fence these things.

The stained glass lamp shades. The red booths. Beer for dad.

The first salad bar I ever saw was at a dine-in Pizza Hut.

Not far off from the plot of the 2009 film Moon

If any of the detectives from Law and Order come in to my bar I absolutely will not remember that random patron from five days ago.

And under absolutely no circumstances should you put these on.

I ate it.

This is a joke, right? Nobody actually puts ketchup on macaroni and cheese, right? No way. No way.

This guy is safe

Found a good clip of it in action