I just assume The Onion is legit news these days. Impossible to distinguish, and not once has the pedolf shitler called anything coming out of the onion "fAkE nEwS!"
For some reason, I can hear someone singing, "The Onion, the Onion, the Onion is on Fire. We don't need no water, let the mother(hee-haw) burn. Burn mother(hee-haw), burn!"
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I just assume The Onion is legit news these days. Impossible to distinguish, and not once has the pedolf shitler called anything coming out of the onion "fAkE nEwS!"
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For some reason, I can hear someone singing, "The Onion, the Onion, the Onion is on Fire. We don't need no water, let the mother(hee-haw) burn. Burn mother(hee-haw), burn!"
My all time fave Onion article
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2026_Crans-Montana_bar_fire
AGREE.
https://youtu.be/pu3Cr6qjbJI?is=UDOLG5HjkmaG3D45
Damn. Dark and darker
But funny as hell
They get it.
This isn't a burn. this is a fire that made the California and Australian brushfires look tame!
Is it even worth looting it if there hasn't been an IPO yet?
Just like Paris ig