I’ve been white for 45 years now and have never heard anyone use any of these. I have seen racist people on TV use these terms to label them as white people terms. I mean racism is racism no matter skin color.

Baby in 2040 at age 15. “You mean I could have been born in 1995!? I could have at least enjoyed some of the early 2000s!

We had a new member join the US Military with a Masters Degree in Music. Dude was like I am not washing dishes, I have a masters degree! Look E-3 it is your turn to wash these dishes you can sing while you wash.

Yeah, 80s and 90s were wild! 🤣

This lady was like, I finally get to ask the chicken why it crossed the road. Then this dude comes and takes it out!

Who is downvoting progress in Cancer identification?

Don’t forget small containers and small wooden boxes.

Jimmy Kimmel has always portrayed himself as a dirt bag. I don’t understand how he made it on TV.

Didn’t protesters in UK also get arrested recently? It was about 8 of them if I recall correctly.

They misspelled “Abused”.

Should read “Gaming Chair Lightly Abused.”

They have to go in 3’s because cartoons tell me they can stack up. They would wear a brown trench coat with shades. Then they can climb the ladder.

I was in military for over 23 years and coffee is coffee to me. Yes, some are tastier than others but at end of day I am just looking for the caffeine. Taste is an after thought when you get woken up at 2am for operations. I also drink it black.

I had 2 sinus surgeries. Let me tell you how that went. Doctor yeah no big deal just couple of adjustments. The day of surgery. Ok so here is a trash can for all the blood. I am going to give you 4 shots inside your nose. Now bend over trash can and let blood drain. Bend over and a waterfall of blood. After about 5-10 mins. He comes in and takes a metal chisel and starts adjusting my nose. I could hear the crunching sound and feel the pressure. Then he cuts some pieces out of my nose. About 2 months later it was back to prior surgery status. Next surgery was an inflatable balloon inside the nose cavity. Again I expected simple procedure. Damn if It wasn’t almost a repeat except this time the balloon was being inflated in nostril and I could hear crunching sounds. Same results nose said fuck off mate went back to normal.

Just sit by it while you eat and lick it.

Who had money on Cracker Barrel faking outrage about a plan that wasn’t to be?

Birds are the OG text device. Tie a little note and send them on their way.

One famous example is Cher Ami, a pigeon who delivered a message that saved a group of surrounded American soldiers during WW1.

Edit: WW1 and WW3 /s

Damn people struggling to get License over there?

New Zealand: “we have an epidemic, no one can pass the driving test!

Person who can’t pass driving test: “How about you just get rid of the driving test?

New Zealand: “Oh, shit why didn’t I think of that.”

19th and early 20th centuries, the parlor (the room that evolved into the modern living room) was commonly used for funerals and wakes as a space to lay out the deceased.

Donald J. Trump. Imagine that masterpiece.

I just asked ChatGPT if this is true. It told me no and to increase my usage of AI. So HA!