AI: Sounds like you have unicornism, where you will prance uncontrollably through a meadow with elves.

Without the sign I would have figured it was a bunch of dudes waiting for their car to be repaired.

Lady at the anime clothing store: Oy! Got any of them tit sack shirts?

I think the ears really sell it. I’m not sure what women want, but I’m pretty sure it’s this.

I’m hoping one day architecture swings back into a friendlier form for all people.

Endlich gibt es Cola Geschmack!

This could have been a completely made up sentence for all I know.

Static crackles in the astronaut’s helmet as he makes his way onto the red soil. A message pops up on his display. “Hey, got a sec for a quick teams call?”

Küss mich, als würde ich Zucchinibrot backen.

And the most infamous outlaw in the Wild West…Kaiser Wilhelm.

Timmy 2 - Noch Kranker und Sexy

Obviously the best steaks are boiled in a vat until they’re nice and dry.

“Trans girls! Get your trans girls!”
HEY! This is just a cat.
“I can see you my friend, know trans girls.”

Navy: Ugggg…now it’s hard to find them!!!

Moment mal, ich muss mal eben einen in die Kloschüssel feuern.

NOT FOR YOUUUUU MR. TURTLE!

Oh dang my boss is calling me. Let me call you back on Febtober 98th.

Hot take, but I think Terminator would have been much more terrifying with an Austrian ferret.

Das Gegenteil von „Frohe Weihnachten“ ist „Unglücklicher Whisky-Tag“.

Ladies and gentlemen, a mouse has sneezed on the tracks and we’ll need to shut down for the next hour.