Bros, this is really easy: The US Air Force was developing all sorts of secret stuff during the Cold War, to keep it secret from, you know, the Russians.

When a secret spy balloon crashed in a public place in Roswell, the Air Force didn't answer any direct questions and when someone asked if it could be aliens, their reply was, "it can be whatever you want!"

Part 2: Everyone forgot all about the whole event for 30 years, because it was completely unremarkable. Then, after the Watergate scandal, everyone was super suspicious of the government, because one conspiracy had just turned out to be true. And one guy got on the radio and was like, "yeah well the government even has aliens, remember Roswell?" And nobody did, so then they retold the story in the most suspicious way possible and he sold a ton of books.

And that's where aliens come from.

The credit score is based on how much money the banks think they can make off of you, not your moral standing.

You haven't lived until some needs a knife to open something on christmas and 5 of the 6 adult males in your family are just standing there holding their pockets knives for you to choose from.

Electric cars are still a 3 ton object you'll needlessly try to dispose of in 5 years.

Electric cars are here to save the car companies, not the environment.

FAT chain traversal sounds like a diet plan. 😅

"TikTok is influencing you politically"

So you'll shut down Fox News, right?

I assume you are American, and probably not Hispanic?

Because these assumptions are extremely cultural.

Anyways, for white Americans "Self-sufficiency" (or Self-reliance as Ralph Waldo Emmerson called an extreme version of it) is an old Puritan value, like hardwork and lifelong monogamy.

Trump was elected in 2016 because he got on twitter and was a birther dickhead.

Democrats ran Hillary and that was just a bridge too far for some Americans.

Democrats ran an old white man in 2020 and won.

2024 Democrats are running a black woman. Is that a bridge too far for Middle Amerikkka?

Also.

Some black bears are brown.

Some brown bears are black.

Good luck everyone.

Yes. But the border is drawn where the river used to be.

Why isn't anyone even trying to guillotine our billionare megalomaniacs? 🤔

Non-utilitized internet service.

Internet providers ARE UTILITIES. Regulate them like one.

Spent hours playing this on some demo disk.

Malls were just a way to privatize mainstreet and allow the ownership class of capitalists to extract more money from a local economy through large chain stores and to give them private control over what used to be public space.

Now the middle class is worth a fraction of what it used to be, their purpose has dissolved.

People use Amazon instead of the mall because they can still afford the Temu-level garbage Amazon sells.

Pickling is one way to preserve food, but refrigeration is better.

There's only one company that makes microwaves.

The electronics are so particular that creating more than one supply chain doesn't make sense.

Every brand just whitelables microwaves assembled by Midea

SuperSpeed is not a "legacy" name.

It's the name of a transfer rate.

I do not trust the maker of this infographic if they cannot understand some basic facts.

I think the monkeys are learning...

The problem is that practical advice is often misinterpreted or misconstrued.

"the idea that a person can't eat more while exercising"

You can, of course, eat more while exercising.

But you can't eat much more while exercising, because running while eating is a choking hazard.

I'm kidding, but that is the nature of what I'm getting at.

But really--you can't eat much more during the day because exercising just doesn't burn much more calories. And eating a lot more calories is relatively trivial.

It used to be an unboxing channel.