The Art of the Deal

Hasn't anyone noticed that he is the actual embodiment of the 7 deadly sins?

Is this satire? Please tell me this is satire. I just can't tell anymore!

"That's gonna itch when it dries."

Are they just going around trying to one up each other? What a ridiculous thing to say.

I just can't quit you, vim!

Then I suppose school really is preparing you for life. All this time I thought they were just teaching to the test.

Sounds like a solid campaign to me.

"Got Up or Stayed Up" is a fun game to play at Burning Man.

I remember him getting really mad about his plane being tracked. Didn't know it was on Twitter.

Oops. Wrong Hitler.

Cats never really sleep. They wait.

Are we sure this is English. It reads like a bad translation.

How could they even begin to enforce this?!

I guess we already filled up all of the for profit prisons in The Land of the Free.

I legit didn't think this thing was real.

Or how absolutely batshit this timeline is

I was about to ask when the Satanists were showing up. I love those guys.

I'm still laughing

I didn't know I had ADHD until I saw this. Dang.