It's about the TLS apocalypse. TLS certificates issued by various places are super important for internet security. One such place seems to have interpreted the concept of 384 bit encryption to mean 'Pick a random number between 1 and 384'. One private key was literally just 4.

more reading if you're interested

https://arstechnica.com/security/2026/10/the-internet-goes-on-high-alert-after-discovery-of-8-compromised-tls-certs/

But where is satire?

But buying things at the grocery store is commerce???

Why isn't Manjaro the one in the meme?

Is this packet loss?

You miss out on screaming that it's negative anything though.

Spam is an oily meat block with seasoning and preservatives. Sounds like they nailed it in spirit.

Apparently Stev is a duvous soldier, which is actually a nazi looking faction in another game that looks related.

I think you have to right click the page while hitting alt-F4 to expose a warp zone.

The safe word is Flower, but they keep saying Flour. What gives?

(Looks at his twitter) Oh no

It's ironic that a platform hell bent on providing DMR-free games and preserving them doesn't seem interested in supporting the one OS in-line with their views.

Actually: They broke down and the ship's owner, Tote Marine, was too cheap to call for a tow.

Tote Marine then sued the families of the crew to try and block all legal consequences.

https://www.cnn.com/2015/11/01/us/el-faro-lawsuit/index.html

Ahem...

I think I remember Kramer pointing this out in an episode.

Its always about one of two things:

1. Instances going down forever. - kbin, even though its not lemmy, had a more appealing UI to me and my little brother. We're on fedia now, but I only really use it to lurk when Lemmy.world won't load randomly. I don't think he even uses it at all anymore.

2. De-federation. - Beehaw caused several other people I know IRL to go back to reddit within a week. The timing was so perfect to wreck the API boycott that I'm almost convinced the Beehaw mods work for reddit. "Everything was broken" and now lemmy is dead and gone forever in their eyes, some even assuming the whole thing is literally gone now. They're not willing to try again.

That's just one of the many things you can do at Zombocom