Spyke
lemmy.world

Next thing you can only store files on government approved servers. Storing files locally will be illegal. To protect the children!

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CeeBee_Ehreply
lemmy.world

It even uploads all your files and deletes the local copies for you!

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lemmy.world

2025 Santa doesn't even stop for the bad kids anymore, he just rolls coal at their house from the sleigh.

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lemmy.world

But of course they've redefined what "good" means. If you show tolerance or empathy, you're on the naughty list.

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piefed.ca

This is off topic but I have never seen a negative downvote. Is... Is that like an upvote but with more steps???

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lemmy.world

I think you have to right click the page while hitting alt-F4 to expose a warp zone.

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lemmy.ca

Please don't do this.

Every use of warp destabilizes the zone and eventually warp will be impossible altogether in the unstable zone, possibly the whole quadrant.

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Sadly there won't be a 4t season.....

On the bright side, there will be the release of Four Body Problem instead!!!

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lemmy.ca

You would destroy this woman’s home world just to get to World 3 faster?

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Star Trek Author: "I've invented a new alien race. How do we want to visualize it?"

Man who can see only foreheads: "I've got you, fam"

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piefed.ca

It's something to do with how Piefed interacts with Voyager. Never seen it on my Lemmy account or on the browser version of Piefed. boy do I love being immediately proven wrong, this post is currently at -1 both in Voyager and on browser https://piefed.ca/post/114465

Does it still say -1 for you? For me it's a positive 1

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pentastarmreply
piefed.ca

Ah, it does indeed now have a positive 1 in the downvote. You'd think the implementation of ActivityPub would have that be consistent.

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It seems like it works most of the time so I don't know why it would be inconsistent. I've also never seen it go bigger than -1

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S_H_Kreply
lemmy.dbzer0.com

A capture of an ASCII art of an edited drawing from a photo taken more than a decade ago... If it's intentionally part of the message... Damn I get philosophical about it...

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LolaCatreply
lemmy.ca
hddsx is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.
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Yeah, he's also been working on misinformation campaigns to try to hide that fact. Be really careful who you accept presents from this Christmas.

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piefed.social

As someone who hasn't apple'd in over a decade, I thought this was real

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As someone who has only linux'd in over a decade, I didn't even realise this wasn't Linux until I read your comment.

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lemmy.world

Same here. Once my iMac G3 and 2nd gen iPod Touch shit the bed, I was out. My parents are mac people and frequently ask me for help with random, outlandish issues on their Macs (since I'm a "computer person") and I'm usually at a loss.

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xiareply
lemmy.sdf.org

IIRC, it opens a gui modal asking if you want to give the terminal permission to read the folder. Not quite the same, but still weird and jarring.

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swg-empire.de

Reminds me of the age verification in Larry 1. You had to answer some pretty hard trivia questions.

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And you didn’t have a search engine at your disposal then. I had to get hold of the purity test from Usenet to understand some of the stuff in LSL.

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My friends Dad had this game back when I was a youngster. For the longest time we thought the trivia was the game.

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discuss.online

I downloaded a DOS game a few years back that had security questions like:

  • Who is the shortstop for this 1978 World Series Team?
  • What was this actor's favorite lunch while on the set of this 1979 film?
  • What is the name of this politician who made an appearance on this 1984 sitcom?
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Someone should make a script that prevents your computer from viewing files if you've had it for less than 18 years

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My Google account is older than 18 years, yet they still want me to verify my age for some youtube videos.

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rumbareply
lemmy.zip

alias sex "updatedb; locate; talk; date; cd; strip; look; touch; finger; unzip; uptime; gawk; head; apt-get install condom; mount; fsck; gasp; more; yes; yes; yes; more; umount; apt-get remove --purge condom; make clean; sleep"

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axEl7fB5reply
lemmy.cafe

you dare assume my package manager.

alias stroke="rm"
for i in {1..100}; do touch penis && stroke penis; done
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I don't assume anything, I just repost stuff from 40 years ago. ;)

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