There might be “better” languages, but PHP is still used by ~70% of the web.

Wordpress is still commonly used for e-commerce. You’re probably visiting more PHP sites than you realize.

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I know of some powerful people I would want to write the name of. I’m not sure if it will end the wars and suffering they’ve caused, but I believe the world would be a better place without them.

The entire Internet went into panic mode yesterday because someone used 4 as their password.

A remote code execution exploit in PHP was discovered. Many websites around the world decided to shut down until it got patched.

It’s one of the most severe security incidents of this week.

Oh, I thought this meme was somehow related to the remote code execution bug in PHP, but turns out I missed the other calamity event yesterday.

Most of Internet is built upon the principle ”A fella I trust is trusting some other guy, so I will do so too”.

Turns out anyone can easily impersonate as your trusted fella, so now that trust is meaningless. Now you need to find all IoT devices out there so you can tell them not to trust this fella anymore.

In short, everything is fucked.

Security through obscurity!

Probably because they don’t like people bypassing their advertisements and value deals.

Project Hail Mary is my go to recommendation.

I’m mostly bothered that they for some reason always have that unsettling trypophobia filter.

I spent years wondering about the mystery behind the Bermuda triangle. What could it possibly be? Aliens?? Dinosaurs???

Turns out it all was just a hoax.

ISO 8601

The health insurance plans will just raise their prices by another $2000

”To increase profit we need to make more money”

This was said by a C-level suite at my work. Yeah, no shit Sherlock.

It’s called football because it’s primarily played with the feet (unlike that other ”football” game).

Remember: there can’t be a woman in office because they get too emotional.

The global economy is probably already dependent on some Claude code instance updating an Excel spreadsheet on someone’s laptop with a note ”don’t close the lid!” attached to it

The OOP boilerplater is the only one with a job.