Right? My mom's iron has a steel plate as its base, which is almost solid iron.

Now do the exact same joke but with god instead of Santa

Kind of glad I didn't get certified for Java 8 a few years ago. I've been away from Java for a bit and had no idea we were already at 27.

They had to make up for the board game being extremely sexist

I think the OOP made them up, because there's a Diotrephes mentioned in the bible and nowhere else, and there's a Dionysius of Miletus, whose works are known. I think it's just a placeholder name for memetic value.

"Queer up, morherfuckers"

Ok, but why a link to fox news?

Night shift is the fucking best if you have ADHD. You have no traffic at all on your commute to and from work, you just show up and do your job (no useless phone calls or emails to distract you), you eat lunch at like fuckin 1am so there's no crowd, you get done with your work and just clock out (no stupid-ass meetings), and when you get home you just crash and sleep for as long as you want. Wake up at like noon, and you've got the whole afternoon to run errands or fuck off, and then casually go back to work that night.

Found Gaius

The default wallpaper

This whole paragraph:

Oh, thank you for letting me know that someone has vibe-rewritten my project in Go, Rust, Swift, and Kotlin, all at once, and has also implemented every feature on my backlog and wishlist. Their README does have a lot of cool visual effects, I agree. Oh, I see they dual-licensed it in MIT and Apache 2.0. Good for them. I see they’re also merging about 21 PRs a day, because their README shows a real-time graph. All made by their their “AI teammates,” look at that. I wish I was their credit card, because then I might finally be in a happy relationship with someone who loves to use me this hard. Oh, look, the README just lit up because another PR got merged. The LLM that merged it gave the LLM that reviewed it a folded hands emoji. Good luck to anyone who wants to use this, because honestly they’ll need it. Oh, look, another PR just made it in. How wonderful. They’re burning the planet for this.

Definitely need to pay themselves. Doing this for free is not sustainable over long periods.

The brand is the corporate iconography, typography, etc. Not necessarily the name.

Installed Linux to own the libs

Visual Studio/? I got nothing for the second one.

Correct use of POV

Fracking toaster

The timing on the bottom left panel was so flawless; it's reminiscent of standup comedy

✌️accidentally✌️

They are inadvertently helping Lemmy become more robust