I had an interesting conversation tonight about a real event that was literally about to happen, and I pondered "I don't know what to think of someone saying 'You drive like an old lesbian with cataracts.' Does that mean slowly, carefully, deliberately, or does that mean driving like a Formula 1 driver on methamphetamine, laudanum, and three gin and tonics?"
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I wonder if she accidentally went home and thought about smashing clams all night.
The actual short is a joke and it ends with her "accidentaly" going on a date with a woman and "accidentaly" learning what scissoring is
Accidental clam smashing is the best kind.
I get that but have you seen the price of clams recently? I mean smashing clams in this economy??
/s
Apparently it's the whole having to rent a U-haul after the clam smashing that gets expensive.
Just get a trailer style and hitch it to your Outback.
I think you meant Subaru.
What do you think an Outback is?
And the gas for the uhaul
Did she accidentally buy a Subaru and adopt some kids?
Only after moving in together immediately and buying too many plants and house paint at Lowe’s
✌️accidentally✌️
✂️ accidentally ✂️
Found the video. It is also a joke.
https://youtube.com/shorts/rZNFYl4m-Co
Did you feel the love of God inside you?
Yes, but "the love of God" is what I call her 2 fingers...
The two fingers just make her feel used and tarnished.
Can You Feel the Love Tonight?
Accidental bean flick
Just say no homo
I don't know you! Give me back my purse!
Just say no, homo
Or
Just say "no homo"
Or
Just say-no homo
Obligatory: https://theonion.com/why-do-all-these-homosexuals-keep-sucking-my-cock-1819583529/
So far in the closet she took a shortcut through Narnia and landed in a pride festival
April Ajoy is a progressive Christian influencer, and married to a non-binary person. This is definitely a joke.
Glad to hear it! Seems like a cool person
New fetish unlocked...
it's really not that new
True - I have been beating it to les conversions for years. A Christian influencer or two have slipped in from time to time.
I had an interesting conversation tonight about a real event that was literally about to happen, and I pondered "I don't know what to think of someone saying 'You drive like an old lesbian with cataracts.' Does that mean slowly, carefully, deliberately, or does that mean driving like a Formula 1 driver on methamphetamine, laudanum, and three gin and tonics?"
Did it have a fire exit?
Enjoy your death trap ladies.
The tinder lovin' party - republicans.
No lifeguard at muff-pool.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Next she could accidentally get some braces.
If you're going in front of a camera for your job, fix your fucked up, snaggle ass teeth, ya wild thornberries.
Americans ,when they see someone has natural teeth not aligned to the precision of a tenth of a 9mm not even bleached using industrial solvents.
Hey now, we measure our teeth with .38 Special, not 9mm, thank you very much.
Sure. We have the technology. If you're getting a fake job for a fake cause, perfect your fake look.
You're wrong, and your statement is despicable
*clutches pearls *
No, just wrong
Oh no! I feel so bad!
Go get some braces.
Sir Cringeington