i asked my first aid instructor about DNR and he responded with a very firm "you didn't see it".

"that's it honey, now scream for the camera"

by jan we will be so consumed by the flavour of the month culture war (trans muslim librarians are coming for your pizza gate!) that they wont even notice its happening.

by the time they need it they'll forget who even took it away.

by the time they vote they'll just think trump saved them from leftist death panels or some shit.

edit: oh shit, the q-anon nuts are going to sprout again arn't they... le sigh

really impressed with the constant stream of high profile people that knew this was coming, having seen countless other epstein associates fall... but still just stayed in their public high profile roles.

like.... you could have got out ahead of this... or better yet faded into obscurity, changed your name and move to SE asia... but nope.

guess if you are fucked in the head enough to associate with pedo's you are fucked in the head enough to put up with this 🤷

selling shovels in a gold rush

no need to wait

the ink hasn't dried on the last "deal".

there is no point in appeasing the us, they will always be back for more.

mouse sized woolly mammoth would be pretty fucking cool.

imagine the sound when he toots his little trunk.

could store him in the fridge.

hey tankies, what mental gymnastics you get for this one?

Why no russian knife?

good news. car brained loser is sitting on 3.36%.

well funded campaign (assume oxford st small biz tyrants and paddington geriatrics), posters everywhere.

https://vtr.elections.nsw.gov.au/LG2401/sydney/mayoral

i wish this would be seen as a vindication for active transport... but we all know the anti bike blow hards wont miss a beat.

edit: big fucking lol. dont think they will get a single council seat.

karen just paying 4d chess to get dave to eat her out

ie they ignored several decades of climate science and now we all get to pay the price.

can't compete with chinese automakers on price, performance or access to batteries so now they are retreating to their protected markets.

sure its fun to shit on public servants being old and not wanting to change from microsoft office. there is more then a little truth in that.

but IT departments are often staffed with techs that cant and dont want to do anything but microsoft, it really doesnt matter how much better linux is.

that's just going to make the forbidden hot sexy sex hotter 🫦

...that's the shanghai maglev

edit: it was built by siemens though, so get a few euro wank points.

literally the least efficient in terms of cost and time.

battery backed renewables are a fraction of the price and are being deployed right now.

https://www.csiro.au/en/research/technology-space/energy/GenCost

edit: the tech is cool as hell. go nuts on research reactors. nuclear medicine has saved my sisters life twice.... but i'm sorry, its just not a sane solution to the climate crisis.

Do not fall into the trap of anthropomorphizing Larry Ellison.

You need to think of Larry Ellison the way you think of a lawnmower. You don’t anthropomorphize your lawnmower, the lawnmower just mows the lawn - you stick your hand in there and it’ll chop it off, the end. You don’t think "oh, the lawnmower hates me" – lawnmower doesn’t give a shit about you, lawnmower can’t hate you. Don’t anthropomorphize the lawnmower. Don’t fall into that trap about Oracle.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zRN7XLCRhc&t=2308s

queenslanders dont say "pal" like that

deffo looks like a queensland carpark though 🤔

edit: did a reverse image search, according to reddit its an old satirical post by "Barry Barrington"... still weird to end it in "pal" and not "mate"