He was probably that one kid that held everyone back from getting to the cafeteria because he'd ask redundant questions right when the bell rang. Even the teacher hated his annoying ass.

Later in the day you'd see him taking his hall monitor role way too fucking seriously when some poor kid is rushing to the bathroom.

Damn... that dude's stupid smug face got me all agitated lol

That's $80 I'll put towards indie devs.

That's just it, he posted this dribble on his LinkedIn; it's where "professionals" can vaguepost about dissatisfaction and anger without sounding mad as hell.

He needs another job, so he can't go apeshit. Wish he would though... that'd be fun to read lol

Meanwhile, the fanboys outside who can't get in...

Hey, I think you're pretty darn nifty.

Am I the only one seeing a lot the letter K repeating...

This was a fun and fiery read. The author has some fantastic articles, and has earned himself a subscriber.

All I can think of is the later part of Idiocracy where President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camachohad forced Joe into that car battle arena...

So... that's plastic surgery right?

My god... you have a really tall phone...

I bet you've been itching to drop that clever pun out for quite some time lol

Let me know when his cold corpse plunges into the earth. This man is trying be an American Rupert Murdoch.

Hey, cool idea. I went to the repo, but there's no releases yet. What kind of ETA you got in mind?

Going emotionally numb, practically running on autopilot most waking hours of the day, making mistakes knowing it was a mistake made, but have no emotional response to it. Decision paralysis over things that were once trivial, afraid you're going to cause unreal damage that is comically unrealistic.

Just existing because the machine at your heels will grind you up if you stop stumbling forward.

This is where I am and have been since April of last year after losing a job that has plunged me and my family into a financial spiral where we're about to lose our first family home to foreclosure.

Selling red hats with a bastardized Regan campaign slogan on it.

1. the environment
2. the cost of use is going to increase because they're trying to avoid a financial disaster they created
3. AI is being used to kill people in warzones
4. It's also being used by law enforcement to terrorize the population
5. people, like me, have been replaced by AI and we're about to lose our home
6. lastly, do you wanna help people like Elon Musk?

That works for me!