There's an entire website about it

https://www.slate.auto/en/how-much-can-a-slate-tow

Because the likely outcome will be a shady backroom business deal where they take a cut or just a payoff and you'll never hear about it again. It's Texas.

Shot through the front door in the face because she tried the doorknob

Stop being poor, buy real food, why didn't anyone else think of this years ago.

Pizza Hut and Donatos around here both have approximately 5 customers a day. Me and my wife are sure they're both fonts for money laundering.

If Ukraine has been holding back one really accurate drone with a room sized payload strapped to it for a special occasion...

She was a riveter for fuck's sake

Tons of their income comes from letting Google harvest your info rather than do it themselves. Always smoke and mirrors, double talk, and stolen valor for Apple corporation.

Stopped watching this douche nozzle when they were having a big meet and greet to celebrate their new studio. And he looks at the camera guy and tells them inf front of all the fans they're having a good time with... Overtime tonight guys, we gotta edit this footage and have it online today. Would have quit my job on the spot and as a viewer I quit my part in the bullshit right then and there.

No, not really. Unless it's your own extension you're trying to communicate with.

"Comments are disabled" is surely how you engage your customers with a product they absolutely can't wait for.

Blowing up schools for starters

I used a server on my personal computer that would just echo back the raw HTML from a PHP call back in the day. Definitely not the safest or best way to do things but ebaum's world had the best games. All fun til the principal wanted to talk about my friends putting porn on all the computers in the library.

We get parts from Japan, unassembled. They already have made in america stamped into the side. They get put together by a couple robots and sent out the door with a huge markup for the locally manufactured parts. Local heroes keeping the community employed since 1986!

So your suggestion to "buy European" is to download a bunch of free shit...

The advertising industry used to call this an Advertorial, now it's known as native marketing. All the same, it's an ad disguised as news. You pay the journalist to make it look like there's some crazy spike in traffic and the piper plays his pipe as the mice fall in line behind him to see what the hype is.

What are you in for? I fucked a guy to death.

https://www.eu-startups.com/2026/03/finlands-tangled-raises-e3-8-million-backed-by-githubs-former-ceo-to-build-a-european-alternative-to-the-us-based-platform/

Looks like more ai bros trying to cash in after getting fired from other companies and failing to strike it rich in the crypto game to me.

What part of this is "humor"?

I tried to watch it. Got about half way through the second episode and the dog wanted to go outside. Turned it off and completely forgot it even existed until now. About as horrible as the new king of the hill.