How about you pay nothing but instead your CEO goes into a hydraulic press for a little squish squish

amogus

I have 8 stinky stagnant water sludge buckets with mosquitoe dunk/bits around my house. That eliminates 95℅ of them. The rest are easily controlled with a thermacell. It really works.

Mind was blown when I was learning about an xray-based microfabrication technique. Where the x-rays are known to scise (to cut) polymer molecules.

It took me several years to realize that scissors are tools that scise things. They are prolific scise-ers.

Show me evidence that they aren't above the state

BIRDBAGG

me when this would be funny if it wasn't true

I really don't like when people make me look at pedophile rapist's face. Are you not tired of seeing it? You really think we need to be looking at it even more?

I miss college

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Is his gut rubbing the soldier's back

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egg tho

Fyi, there's a lot of woo woo (edit: apparently racist term) crap out there that tries to make you believe that somehow the photons can feel that a human is watching them and they choose to behave differently as a result. This is not true. It just means that when you use a detector or some sort of probe that physically interacts with the photons they change their behavior. It's not magic.

A mosquito wrote this

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+1 for the precise use of "mf"

I want a Linux phone so bad that I refuse to think about what it would be like because i'd be upset afterwards.

We were at a very authentic Chinese restaurant and and a family showed up and asked waiter for recommendations they said the roast duck is very good which is very true. The roast duck shows up to their table and the guy takes a bite and bites straight into bone and he starts loudly complaining how there's bones in it and why isn't there meat and that chicken has a lot more meat and why doesn't the duck have more meat and that this is a rip off and then it's all bones and he's mad that they sold him this. The restaurant ended up taking back the dish and giving them a refund simply because of the customers ignorance it was so cringe.