mmrgoosmoos lemmy.caI printed a replacement for the missing Hyundai hatch handle insert thingy that apparently is a known issue on Hyundais. I'm not sure how it managed to kill me, though. I guess I'll get my fingers stuck in there and bleed to death 2Reply
BBigBoyShuanzee aussie.zoneKilled by a beautiful cloud formation... I can think of worse ways to go.2Reply
Maeve kbin.earth5Hide 5 repliesI'm not a fan of this. All sorts of potentially identifying information comes from photo metadata, not to mention profiling.6Reply
DDarkenfolk replysh.itjust.works4Hide 4 repliesNow I'm really curious what kind of degenerate stuff you have been saving on your phone.4Reply
aadhdsergio replylemmy.world2Hide 2 repliesAssume. Don't assume. Assume makes an ass of u and me2Reply
SStupidmanager lemmy.worldIt’s a pic of a lotto ticket. No, I’m not sharing the pic. Yes I am upset I die from winning the lotto.6Reply
fferwerf feddit.orgA Bluescreen of death from my Work Tablet, maybe from the stress it causes lately.1Reply
fferric_carcinization replylemmy.ml2Hide 2 repliesWere you killed by the bed or the monster beneath it?3Reply
AAriselas piefed.caChecks out, I really should paint with fewer solvents and not use the lead / heavy metal based pigments.3Reply
CCaption_Mo reddthat.com"Ironically," it's a picture I used as a profile pic on my real life accounts.2Reply
bbridgeenjoyer sh.itjust.worksA western electric model 500 phone. Valid. Those things are fuckin tanks.1Reply
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I printed a replacement for the missing Hyundai hatch handle insert thingy that apparently is a known issue on Hyundais.
I'm not sure how it managed to kill me, though. I guess I'll get my fingers stuck in there and bleed to death
Killed by a beautiful cloud formation... I can think of worse ways to go.
hmm
Fire. It’s fire. This sounds painful.
Either my shoes or Mr. Frond
Run through by rodent halberdier
Pleasepleasepleaseplease
Death by snusnu?
Happiness
...well that can't be good.
guess i should have given it green
I'm not a fan of this. All sorts of potentially identifying information comes from photo metadata, not to mention profiling.
Now I'm really curious what kind of degenerate stuff you have been saving on your phone.
Don't assume.
Assume. Don't assume. Assume makes an ass of u and me
Idk, autocorrect on a multilingual keyboard. ¯_(ツ)_/¯
Relevant XKCD
John Baisley from Baroness playing for Mastodon.
Oh fuck...
It’s a pic of a lotto ticket. No, I’m not sharing the pic. Yes I am upset I die from winning the lotto.
Fox :o
I'm gonna get final destinationed!
Died to the genocide in gaza I think
botched takoyaki
Hope I got the hug before she killed me at least.
Hugged to death obviously
Seems about right
Is this from a movie/show?
User name checks out.
Not fucking cool
Honestly, entirely possible.
well this is gonna suck
Got hit with one of those 5090 missiles
At least I died in piece, knowing that I was forgiven
Screenshot of my work schedule
Shit...
Fascist Atlanta Falcons got me 😔
I was killed by my kitten 😭🐾
A Bluescreen of death from my Work Tablet, maybe from the stress it causes lately.
I blasted my last block
Ah, the spyware game.
Aren't they all?
oh lawd he comin'
I died in bed. I would never have guessed.
Were you killed by the bed or the monster beneath it?
Hopefully the freak within it.
death by sn—
That wasn't on the bingo card.
Boot in ass
At least I died happy
Checks out, I really should paint with fewer solvents and not use the lead / heavy metal based pigments.
Guess it wasn't just Elon's Autism™ after all-
"Ironically," it's a picture I used as a profile pic on my real life accounts.
A western electric model 500 phone. Valid. Those things are fuckin tanks.
Fair
It's running much cooler now 😎