I would watch this. Especially if it was an angry Brit, rather than a dramatic American. And even more if it didn't keep replaying the same 5 minutes of telly before and after each ad break. And even more if it didn't have an ad break every 10 minutes that lasted 5 minutes.

It took me a while but "cocktails" for anyone else out there like me

Lets just quickly discuss replacing the batteries first

But the idea of an indicator is to indicate that you will soon turn the steering wheel, not that you've already started to turn it.

"Suck my huge erect organ"

I can't decide if this is peak humour, or just an accidentally well timed correction, but I definitely enjoyed it.

Unless I'm missing something here... The attacker needs to be running some sort of executable in your network with permissions to:

• dig the records and assemble the strings
• write the decoded result to a file
• make that file executable
• execute that file

You've got bigger problems than hexadecimal txt records in this scenario...

The only difference between this and a GitHub gist appears to be that security software doesn't scan traffic in port 53... It easily could be configured for that though surely... It's just UDP traffic like any other.

Someone tell me what I'm missing!

396mm/s.

Which is like 396/1000 of a meter!

This is so weird... Real reminds me of Theresa May's dancing on stage in the UK.

I suppose in reality it's the average of people who post pictures online and are willing to display it publicly, and probably weighted slightly by how many pictures of a person are uploaded (e.g. if someone has uploaded tens of thousands of pics of themselves - a celebrity or whatever - they will throw the average slightly towards their own face). Assuming the sample set is something like: all of social media photos of a person's face.

Typically if someone asks me a very off key question like this, I assume it's because they want to be asked that question in order to start a conversation they have in mind. So I would usually give some answer: "I'm really enjoying baking bread right now, so I suppose flour."

Then ask "what about you?" Which is usually when the really interesting and often much more off key conversation starts. If not, I can start talking about baking bread, so it's win/win for me!

I get all of these but lust for blizzard, anybody care to explain it to me?

I know this is completely unrelated, but I think I'd actually find it impossible to get to 11:50 in the day with only 7 steps. That's a one way trip to the toilet...

"no, car go road" would be better in my opinion.

I mean, he looks strong, but look how hard he's having to work to hold up his phone... I can do that with one hand while on the loo and barely even have to flex!

The truth in my opinion is: the hardest step is always the next one

As a person who grew up in Ireland since I was 5: this is funny to me

It's hilarious to me, that "safety first" is written second

But once you've got cars on the road in both the first and second combination (or first and third, or whatever) then you can't easily tell if it's 111-III or III-111 or II1-11I.

I just did whatever the opposite of eating the onion is. I assumed this was the onion.