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lemmy.world

It took me a while but "cocktails" for anyone else out there like me

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lemmy.world

Close but its actually "cock and ball torture".

Source: I have the same one >!/s!<

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your girly emoji usage makes my throbbing cock double in length

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Uppers at dawn, downers at dusk—survival is a cycle.

Coffee to kickstart a day you dread; cocktails to numb another night alone.

Commence your diurnal period by self-medicating with a stimulant. Conclude your nocturnal cycle by self-medicating with a sedative.

(The only reason they didn't go with the last one is that it didn't fit on the wall)

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Start your day with coffee to get going.

Finish work with cocktails to relax and enjoy.

End your day with cock for a good night sleep.

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You reached the end

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