The really clever solution is to bag milk:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milk_bag

There is a fan at the bottom of the mouse costume to keep it inflated and someone injected fart spray in the fan opening filling the costume with fart spray. The person inside the costume is struggling to escape the smell.

Infinity is a mathematical concept, not a physical reality.

I'm polite saying it's broken, I rather than think it's intentionally broken. The users base is so large they don't care about appeal anymore. It's too time consuming.

Don't waste your time and move on. I was banned because the algorithm doesn't understand sarcasm and nobody care if you try to appeal. In fact, the appeal system itself is broken.

"Researchers suspect rare genetic mutations caused the unusual colour, but they don’t know why"

Genetic mutations are random, so there is no reason for the orange colour.

Roasted chickpeas

Caca d'oie

He told us to not trust the experts, now he claim being one we shouldn't trust him.

I tried to grow them three years straight without success. Mine were not that beautiful and they were very, very hot.

The William Tell Overture Finale.

How is that original content as stated in your title?

Kelvin I guess.

May I suggest: "Moore is less law"

You got a sunburn, let me spread some cream to relieve your skin.

It looks like the injection isn't working.

Like this?

Nice and sexy.

Like wasabi.