I remember a biologist commenting about weird orcas behavior "They're smart enough that they could just be fucking with us"

DO MANDATORY 3.5mm JACK NOW

The moral of the story is that boobs can stop wars

Actually Frodo was in his 30s when he received the Ring, he was in his 50s when he left the Shire...
Sorry to bother, I'll crawl back in my hill-dug home now

1. Create an IG account with a burner email and join the chat
2. Sell all other member's data to advertisement, scam telephone services, mailing lists, etc... subscribe all of them to newsletters from amazon and pornsites (or just wait for all of that to happen naturally)
3. Wait for someone to bring this up
4. "I told you, we should move to Signal"
5. Bring everyone over
6. Win

THE PERSON THAT DOWNVOTED THIS DESERVES THEIR AIRPODS TO RUN OUT OF BATTERY DURING A 12 HOUR FLIGHT SITTING NEXT TO A CHILD AND THEIR CHATTY NO-VAX-MAKING-MY-OWN-BREAD-LOOK-AT-THE-PICTURES-OF-MY-C-SECTION-DELIVERY MOTHER

Mandatory "use GIMP: is free and open source" comment

Wait for the next step: the franchise fires the employee because of several 1 star reviews and death threats

He also keeps explaining to me why Fedora better than my “nerd OS”

Your brother is the wise guy of the bell curve

Getting laid

Now we need an Arch tampon for the bleeding edge

Americans using the word propaganda for "something I don't understand because my school system failed me so now I overcompensate by making up factoids that make me look even more uneducated by the rest of the world"

All of them: communities are so used to blow their own horn that every Distro becomes overrated in the public debate.
Each single distro is "fine" at best.
Except for Debian.
Debian is Great, Debian is Love.

I will stop freaking out when they will stop trying to shove it down my throat all the time

He will randomly remember that memory one night at bed in his thirties and this will make him unable to fall asleep for the next hour

Edit: I see a lot of cringey memories in the crowd tonight, you're beautiful

Here you go

If shitty person #1 does a shitty thing to shitty person #2, doesn't make shitty person #1 less shitty

I spent the last 10 mins reading all the comments and I think we managed to shit on all the distros available.
That's the Linux community I love, good job people <3

Of course girl with a goth profile picture and spiders in her name thinks goth style is hot.
In the meanwhile my bald head and nike sweatpants attract eastern european girls like a lamp with moths. You catch what you fish for.