I'm gonna choose the side effect and you choose the power:
"I ___, but only when I'm hard."

These standing seats have been coming next year for the past decade, but they always failed safety tests. Planes need to be evacuated within a certain time frame, which does not work when the plane is too densely packed.

17 hours and noone typed it? Weak

If I made mistakes please tell me:

http://agency.governmentjobs.com/colorado/default.cfm?action=viewJob&jobID0601448=&hit_count=yes&headerFooter=1&promo=0&transfer=0&WDDXJobSearch-Params=%3CwdxxPacket+version%3D%271.O%27%3E%3Cheader%2F%3E%3Cdata%3E%3Cstruct%3E%3Cvar+name%3D%27CATEGORYID%27%3E%3Cstring%3E96%2C13%2C1%2C2%2C45%2C72%2C163%2C141%2C4%2C130%2C150%2C5%2C131%2C142%2C73%2C143%2C8%2C127%2C91%281%2C157%2C87%2C82%2C46%2C144%2C97%2C10%2C11%2C154%2C59%2C15%2C106%2C118%2C146%2C16%2C123%2C173%2C17%2C18%2C70%2C101%2C44%2C19%2C66%2C41%2C20%2C42%2C134%2C164%2C22%2C642C432C1122C1482C532C1622C242C472C1362C842C782C1612C1212C622C1372C1092C1382C332C1582C1222C352C862C362C772C1102C89%3C2Fstring%3E%3C2Fvar%3E%3Cvar+name%3D%27PROMOTIONAL_JOBS%27%3E%3Cstring%3EO%3C%2Fstring%3E%3C%2Fvar%3E%3Cvar+name%3D%27TRANSFER%27%3E%3Cstring%3EO%3C%2Fstring%3E%3C%2Fvar%3E%3Cvar+name%3D%27FIND_KEY_WORD%27%3E%3Cstring%3E%3C%2Fstring%3E%3C%2Fvar%3E%3C%2Fstruct%3E%3C%2Fdata%3E%3C%2FwddxPacket%3E

EDIT: One 'g' was missing.

They made superman woke! /s

That picture is horrifying

Weren't high score games a staple of arcades long before tetris?

Is this... real?

It is funny in hindsight, knowing the assassinations were a scam. But he thought they were real, he talked in great detail about them and payed for them. This is missing from the article, I believe it was part of his indictment.

All are welcome and check this out: Cisgender
Truely amazing

"I'm gonna explain everything later, just don't interfere."

I like the little detail, that the alien has 10 fingers.

Let me try something:
People, who own over a billion dollars, should be killed, cut apart and their body parts be prepared and eaten.

Seems like the Evil did not remain a Resident of the facility.

When woman say, that men are poor quality commodities it's funny you see?

What do you think of my business idea of dogtoys that smell like illegal stuff, so you can train your dog to sniff out things. You have a ball and it smells like cocaine (there is no cocain in there), but you can hide it and train your dog now to sniff out cocaine, just for the fun of it. And there is one, that smells like explosives, one for marijuana, one for meth and so on.

She's a TAYLOR swift fan.

How to start a mafia with zero $

"Ok, I'm gonna buy it, surely the adds will stop now."
Adds intensify

Get ready to be excelcuted.

Become unmemeable