Yeah so we find you rolling naked in the snow and the person who asked for context will not share a beverage. It takes TWO YEARS to incubate a little man
This reminds me of an old coworker. He looked exactly like a young Andy dick. The resemblance was so uncanny that he changed his work profile picture to a picture of Andy dick. No one ever noticed. I was the only one who knew since I was the one who convinced him he looked exactly like Andy dick.
“Waluigi still has his foreskin,” said Kimishima. “You won’t ever see it but it’s there. We do not know why he remains uncircumcised, however. It might be a religious thing, it might not. But, yes, Nintendo players can expect some exciting downloadable content for The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild.”
Time to get a life sized waluigi and just leave it sitting at your desk with a mouse jiggler and collect a paycheck while you find a new job. Zoom Meetings, life sized waluigi sitting at the pc..
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This is one of those situations where I kinda want context, but don’t want it if context will ruin the humor.
Context almost always ruins the humor. I prefer to just bask in the absurdity of it all.
Yeah so we find you rolling naked in the snow and the person who asked for context will not share a beverage. It takes TWO YEARS to incubate a little man
Only if the winds allow for shallow colors, though I imagine not unless bribed to do so since the tales are as tall as I am bold.
Secular notes of disbelief pluck your manalog like a trombone at a skittles factory, biding the time and watching the space unfold linearly
Inspect element
Shhh. Keep that "Nothing ever happens" energy away from here
If its like my place, you have one central photo uodate location and it just gets propigated everywhere.
This reminds me of an old coworker. He looked exactly like a young Andy dick. The resemblance was so uncanny that he changed his work profile picture to a picture of Andy dick. No one ever noticed. I was the only one who knew since I was the one who convinced him he looked exactly like Andy dick.
What was working with Andy Dick like?
Like all experiences involving him. Horrible.
I think Jon Lovitz beating up Andy Dick in a bar was a positive experience.
Good point. You love to see it.
Throwback to when Nintendo confirmed that Waluigi is uncircumcised for some reason.
Just like Bowser, then.
I mean, a character not having undergone genital mutilation isn't a bad thing
They what?
It seems to be satire.
https://hard-drive.net/nintendo-confirms-waluigi-uncircumcised-reason/
Lmfao!
These facts are now canon.
Oh cool new BotW DLC too
I'll need an explanation, please 🍿
You would
So you have chosen Waahh.
This is the Waahh
Be the Waahh you want to see in the world.
Stupid sexy Walugi
Why'd you wanna change that, it's perfect
JoJolaluigi
Waaaaaaaah!
Time to get a life sized waluigi and just leave it sitting at your desk with a mouse jiggler and collect a paycheck while you find a new job. Zoom Meetings, life sized waluigi sitting at the pc..