Best part it when you think you know where people are going, tune out and then realize you were wrong.

The fact that they still sell for 50k is insane. It's a shitty picture with a convoluted proof of ownership. The fuck.

Imagine interacting with strangers beyond "did the bus I need already stop here?".

Signed, the Netherlands.

From an outside perspective I have been waiting for years for the USA to go "haha gotcha! We pranked the whole world!".

Please hurry.

All the code I know is stackoverflow search results.

Clearly the 17 year old posted this, thinking of all the ways he could be screwed over if he ever dared to talk to a woman.

They also got rid of my premium lite subscription... I was paying them and now I have to get back to adblock.

You do have to live in that room without making a sound for that period. How do you eat? Pee?

When did trees start making memes? Did some root network grab onto an internet line?

From a European perspective it's crazy to read this. It feels like reading about an evil government rising to power in some young adult novel.

Texas is soon equivalent to Saudi Arabia. I don't want to go there for any reason.

Charles did not deserve those boos and he sounded agitated. So unfair.

This is why I drive a tank. Fuck other people, only I matter.

Once the shells come in I am firing at construction sites to keep housing prices high.

He just wants a little bit of war. Nothing crazy.

It's clear he contains too much sexual energy to have a limited focus.

Losing users is fine as long as a steady core remains. The summer growth was explosive, so some shrinking is expected.

This is how you create a wormhole in your bedroom.

Just call 'em seaturtles and landturtles like other Germanic languages. Then you can just ask them how they identify and throw them wherever is best suited.

The king does still wish him good night. That's fatherly love alright.

Elon comes across as someone who thinks he's smart enough to understand everything by reading a summary or bullet points (or top level Reddit comment) and then confidently gets it wrong.

Wasn't Jesus pretty against murder?