But if you break it in half, you'll have 2 bars, and that's like 50% off! Break it again, 50+50 that's 100% off! Why stop there?! Trump did say he was gonna cut prices by 700%.

Promises made, Americans wept 🙃

Time to bring back ostracism.

I mean old school 'GTFO, we'll hold onto your shit for you, leave with nothing, go drift for 10 years and we'll see how it goes if you make it back' ostracism.

Perfect solution for useless politicians, and an appropriate reward for becoming a billionaire.

"...Again"

Tiramissouri

What happened to the Celts' oral traditions? How are indigenous Australians' historical depictions still stayin' alive, stayin' alive?

(Is it because ignorant bozos like me are oblivious to them?)

I was fully expecting ≥2 people in the comments to share some relevant and interesting info about diotrophes of miletus...

Where are ü now that I need ya? 🥺

It's for your own good. JD Vance is on his way to collect the daily dogwater tax, and if he sees what you did you're toast (or whatever makes sense, please and thank you) 🛋️

My friend uses pasta water as a base for water kefir.

Now drop a big rock on the other side and launch those fuckers into space, chickity-ciao! 🚀🌞

Trump's always thinking of the children