So they are monitoring basically everyone.

I keep one I bought on Amazon in my car. I park illegally and put my boot on to make them think they already got me.

But here's a pizza party for the crew! Be sure to only have one slice so there's enough to go around.

The enshitification of capitalism? Color me shocked!

This isn't accurate. What they are saying is, "why isn't anyone shooting Kamala Harris."

Not to brag but I have two of these and a proper junk drawer.

Why insult Conan like this? ;)

Wait, free health care in America?!

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Before that there was STFU and sit still. Sadly, this was the era in which I was raised.

"And I'll fucking do it again."

This would be an upgrade to the open office hell I am currently in with no assigned seating and only built out to support 70% of workers assigned to the building. Parking is only able to hold about 40%. If you get in too late first you struggle to find a place to park only to park on the street a half mile away then you can't find a seat. Oh, and they track badge-ins as well as the times your computer is on the local network. If your computer isn't logged in long enough you get in trouble. This same company treated us like adults for many years before the RTO Mind Virus creeped into our executives brains. Many of my colleagues were fully remote going back to the early 90s.

It makes no sense. If the wanted to lose people it would be cheaper to just fire us and pay severance than to have a bunch of unmotivated employees giving no fucks about the work and screwing things up left and right. I've never seen the workplace so miserable and I hear similar stories from people at other companies as well.

The "Auto Care" sign in the back of the frame really makes this photo a banger.

Hot take; if IT had important gear running on a single power outlet with no UPS where it's easily accessible and any schmuck could pull the power, she made a pretty compelling point about incompetence.

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WTF.

Of course he did. If you thought otherwise you were gullible. Politicians lie and party affiliation makes no difference. Save the outrage for the truly outrageous things the next 4 years are going to bring.

Seat yo self!