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When you grow up
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The last one might be able to rent an apartment some 10km of that area...
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When you grow up
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The last one might be able to rent an apartment some 10km of that area...
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I keep postponing my project of making the AI review code and tell stuff that is out of date or could improve.
AI should be ok at that. But the idea of using it to write code is just stupid, they are explicitly not designed for that.
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I will confess that I have obsessively watched merge requests on a daily basis
Factorio allows you to transfer items between space stations now.
IDK if that's the kind of thing the post is about, and there has certainly not been 5 years. Also, no time for Yay!, because I'm busy designing some space platform fabric...
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Fact
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It's from Dr. Strangelove.
But JD says that kind of thing all the time, just not literally that phrase.
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It's when people repeat the same information, again and again, because you are doing dishes and scrolling your phone while the movie is on TV.
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What you are doing is called ADHD. What the movie is doing used to not happen often enough to get a name and happens whether you are paying attention or not.
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Commander Mittens reporting for duty
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Each clone gets the same number of lives preserved from the original, of course. A clone doesn't take a life away form the original.
You should be focusing on what happens when the transporter kills the original. That's where the situation gets iffy.
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The PHP part never gets old
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horses was last released in 2024, and can only run on python up to 3.12.
horses depends on iron-making, that is up to date. That means the current version of iron-making depends on python >= 3.14, and that all the versions prior to 2025 were taken offline due to a CVE where if you run the library as root in a web backend that uses the make_nail function, people can open your barn doors without authorization when inside it.
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"You guys are stupid, they're gonna be looking for 256 bit security keys."
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Just to add. Those private keys are a 85 to 170 digits random number.
A very central company whose security the entire internet depends on picked 00000000000....0000004.
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Oppressing people
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Eh, no they didn't.
They only changed policy when Napoleon invaded Portugal, like a sibling says. And only in Brasil.
They get a bit of a pass in part because they were less genocidal than most other European imperiums. But mostly because it was all a long time ago and the other ones on the meme were less than a lifetime ago.
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What's going on with PHP?
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Lots of people write web sites in rust.
I don't think it's a great choice. But it does beat php.
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That dialog is such a Netflix moment that I can't really appreciate it. He is explaining how he will get re-elected already.
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php deez nutz
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That's how you do passwords. The alternative you are looking for is keys, and the entire internet decided those are toxic and no user must be able to handle them (except for the ones that give monopoly over authentication to Apple and Google, a lot of people like those).
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what a week huh
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Yes, government agencies can do MITM whenever they want.
Also, take a look at the remote management functionality of your computer.
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The old ways
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They are great to tell you the words you need to search for something; they are great for analyzing "vibes" out of texts; they are reasonably good to generate you a link to some site that answers a hard to find question, traditional search would be better if there were any one around that isn't completely broken.
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What's going on with PHP?
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Every language has bugs, every program has bugs.
Not like php, no.
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Time for the super secret code
Yeah... It's a 384 bits key, so there some 150 zeros there in front of the four.
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New java slogan
Well, it was new in the 90s...
But it's still somewhat correct. It's getting less and less so with time, but still applies.
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Didn’t see that one coming
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You can read my first comment that you replied to...
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What's going on with PHP?
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Because it works.
As evident from this week troubles, no it doesn't.