Cat on transporter pad: Okay, chief, energize... no. Wait. Maybe I don't want to beam down. Hmm, yeah, I guess I do. Energi... No. Let me think about it. It might be cold down there... Alright I'll chance it, energi... Is it raining down there? If it's raining I'd rather stay here. Not raining? Good. Okay, energize... old on. Actually, I'm just going to lay in a sunbeam on holodeck 3.
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Maintenance request: Replicator malfunctioning, I can see the bottom of my food bowl and am wasting away.
"Captain, this cat has never been fed in his entire life!"
I get beamed down, but I beam up again.....
Pspspsps when the walls fell
Captain, Chief Engineer Mittens has knocked shields down. Oop, they’re back up. Now they’re down again. Shields back u.. and they’re down.
In the future, cats evolved to simply walk through solid objects.
May I introduce you to Cat from Red Dwarf?
https://youtu.be/AjFItQPBF3E
Robert A. Heinein would agree.
It's true. We all assumed that Spot was able to get out of Data's quarters due to that anomaly, but cats just do that
Do you think doing so would take away one of the cats 9 lives each time?
Or does each clone get it's own separate set of 9 lives?
Each clone gets the same number of lives preserved from the original, of course. A clone doesn't take a life away form the original.
You should be focusing on what happens when the transporter kills the original. That's where the situation gets iffy.
Cat on transporter pad: Okay, chief, energize... no. Wait. Maybe I don't want to beam down. Hmm, yeah, I guess I do. Energi... No. Let me think about it. It might be cold down there... Alright I'll chance it, energi... Is it raining down there? If it's raining I'd rather stay here. Not raining? Good. Okay, energize... old on. Actually, I'm just going to lay in a sunbeam on holodeck 3.
Beam me up,
Beam me up,
Higher now human
I'm not sure a cat would settle for a red shirt. They all seem to think they're Command.
Looks like a TNG uniform with at least three pips. So it's commander cat.
Red was Command in the TNG era...