Which came first, the Linux or the egg?

Those pistols don't look anywhere near 50 meters long

If y'all get married and she takes your last name, would you say she became unhinged?

https://xkcd.com/243/ Clit mouse FTW

I guess you can say it's a small scale operation

In Tennessee, it's a felony for impersonating a gun. Having a real one on the other hand is perfectly acceptable.

Can I get your ICQ number?

To me, the scene that most defined what the Jedi order had become and why it needed to end was at the big fight scene at the end of Attack of the Clones where Yoda and Dooku were dueling. When Dooku pulled a pillar down with the Force and then Yoda used the Force to catch it to prevent it from falling on to Obi-wan. He then made a spectacle of it by spinning it around before throwing it back at Dooku. What he should have done was just use the Force to move Obi-wan and Anakin to a safe position and continued to pursue Dooku. That scene just demonstrated how full of himself Yoda had become. And it took until his duel with Palpatine before he realized that he was a large part of what had gone wrong with the Jedi order. I also always felt that he intentionally withheld a lot of information about the Jedi order from Luke in order to prevent him from rebuilding a similar system.

I doubt he's stable now

GATTACA IRL

Cheese

This sounds more like someone is comparing housing lease agreements to employment to make a point about how shitty lease agreements are and that they are basically legal, but wouldn't be for employment.

How many people never realized that Bikini bottom is below the Bikini Atoll, site of early atomic bomb testing.

As many have said, that's an IR receiver. That specific model commonly came with Hauppauge TV tuner cards.

The best insurance company for this person is take the bus.

Trump probably thinks mic muting means telling his former vice president to shut up.

Engineering is just physics with real numbers.

Let's go with 50 First Dates.

Putting tobasco in your own eye is still easier than getting sound card drivers to work in Windows ME.