If you ask a scientist what pi is, they will tell you it equals 3.14159. If you ask a mathematician, they will tell you pi equals the circumference of a circle divided by its diameter. If you ask an engineer, they will say “about 3, but let's round it up to 5 to be safe.”
I'd replace scientist to something more precise like physicist because usually people consider mathematicians as scientists even if it depends on definitions.
I used my particle physics and knowledge of quantum topology to hybridise a new species of drought-resistant pineapple just the other day. It's that easy!
Well, we did have plenty of engineered items before having the proper physics theory to explain what was happening. Physics does a whole lot more than simply enabling engineering to do more. It's the basis of our understanding of the universe.
Oh, I do my plumbing based on political science. But that's not especially modern. The real genius is using music theory to run my email server. I'm setting self-hosted jazz on a saxophone next weekend.
What's the first indicator a scientist tried to build their own experiment using the soldering station ?
The smell of burnt fingers.
What's the scientist waiting for sitting in front of their own experiment ?
Waiting for the infinite loop they coded to finish after they claimed they didn't need the engineer's help to write the code in their experiment.
How many scientists do you need to change a light bulb ?
Theoretically just one, but it can take several until one of them can call an engineer and admit they only know how to change light bulbs theoretically.
What does a scientist call an electrolytic capacitor ?
I think the word you're looking for is physicist. A physician is a medical doctor (as in a person that treats sick people). A physicist is a person that studies physics (as in a person that knows how to solve word problems involving pool tables).
Depends on the specific engineering branch. Sometimes more, sometimes less. Sometimes nothing at all. But all engineering branches share one thing with physics: math.
I think the joke is you don't understand enough physics to make that your gig, so you go engineering as the backup plan. Source: am IT, we're everyone's backup plan when their initial goals fall through
i didn’t get a degree until I was almost thirty, from an online college at that. I’m a complete idiot and somehow earning a bit over $200k a year in the Midwest at forty years old. Sometimes I have to meet with people and I’m like man, just let me back in my hole, wtf am I doing here, I can barely understand what these people are talking about let alone process any of the shit they are saying. I talk, ask questions, sometimes get answers I can understand but always make an idiot out of myself but I keep talking. Everyone says it’s better to keep your mouth shut and be assumed to be an idiot instead of opening your mouth and removing all doubt but I swear I’ve made a career out of being an idiot. If it wasn’t for IT I would be cleaning shit off guys dicks in a brothel somewhere to feed myself.
Just graduated from college in IT, I know a thing or two because I've seen a thing or two. I originally wanted to do creative communications but couldn't get past the entrance exam.
I have worked with guys who got physics undergrad and mech E masters. They are both awful engineers who don't really get it. I take this joke too personally because I know it's bs from experience.
Engineering is just the economical application of applied physics, without Physicists Engineers work off faulty knowledge, without Engineers nothing gets designed.
The level of understanding an Engineer needs, however, is purely within the practical and economical, while Physicists understandably have more in-depth knowledge.
physics majors when they're asked to apply their knowledge (they've never been outside of the lab)
They can design the chicken coop, but only for spherical chickens in a vacuum.
Built from ideal materials with zero tolerance
Just like the Tesla Truck!
Though lack of both physics and engineering is on display there.
It also fails from the arts and sociology perspectives.
If you ask a scientist what pi is, they will tell you it equals 3.14159. If you ask a mathematician, they will tell you pi equals the circumference of a circle divided by its diameter. If you ask an engineer, they will say “about 3, but let's round it up to 5 to be safe.”
I'd replace scientist to something more precise like physicist because usually people consider mathematicians as scientists even if it depends on definitions.
Yikes!
... Wait, does this mean I can call a historian an artist? Then I'm game.
You can call them whatever you want, what are they going to do? They're historians!
In twenty years time they'll rip into me on r/askhistorians
Historians are scientists imo. Is that a reference I don't have?
Usually (in my experience?) history is one of the 'humanities', which are more lumped with arts than sciences.
Yes it usually is, but I think the methodologies for modern history research is very much scientific.
Feel free! I actually just googled it because I couldn't exactly remember it. I'd use contractions too and make it less formal sounding.
Thank you, I feel free now. Go get those other hostages now!
As someone with a degree in physics who ended up in an engineering role, I approve of this meme.
As an engineer, I don't believe in any of that mind reading mumbo jumbo.
Astronomy is one of the many tools of the devil.
Fr, what can you do with a physics degree except teach people physics
Come up with new physics to teach people?
Applied physics is a thing. Lots of jobs there. Geophysics, biophysics, engineering physics (yes, that's a thing...)
Architect?
So true, lol
Literally everything. All science and engineering is based on physics
I used my particle physics and knowledge of quantum topology to hybridise a new species of drought-resistant pineapple just the other day. It's that easy!
Okay. Good luck having anything from modernity without physics then. Especially your plumbing.
Well, we did have plenty of engineered items before having the proper physics theory to explain what was happening. Physics does a whole lot more than simply enabling engineering to do more. It's the basis of our understanding of the universe.
Oh, I do my plumbing based on political science. But that's not especially modern. The real genius is using music theory to run my email server. I'm setting self-hosted jazz on a saxophone next weekend.
Is the date a perfect sphere in a vacuum with no friction?
Aww, he doesn't understand physics and has a small dick? :(
Her: "No I meant I'm a software engineer."
Him: "Oh. I also hate myself and want to die."
"Can I lick the science?"
"Nothing else has made the code work so ya might as well!"
What's the first indicator a scientist tried to build their own experiment using the soldering station ?
The smell of burnt fingers.
What's the scientist waiting for sitting in front of their own experiment ?
Waiting for the infinite loop they coded to finish after they claimed they didn't need the engineer's help to write the code in their experiment.
How many scientists do you need to change a light bulb ?
Theoretically just one, but it can take several until one of them can call an engineer and admit they only know how to change light bulbs theoretically.
What does a scientist call an electrolytic capacitor ?
Acid distribution subsystem.
Engineering is just physics with real numbers.
You can have loads of imaginary numbers in EE.
This guy inducts.
He has the capacity to.
Which is why I stay away from EE.
What a reactive load of...
charge.
You start with a real number, then apply several made-up safety factors.
@user1234 @fossilesque irl physics
Ask a
physicianphysicist to build a bridge, it collapse but he knows exactly how and why it collapsed.Ask an engineer to do it, it holds but he has no idea how it's holding together.
Wow med school has really upped their game.
"Doctors Without Bridges"
Where we're going we don't need bridges
😎
I think the word you're looking for is physicist. A physician is a medical doctor (as in a person that treats sick people). A physicist is a person that studies physics (as in a person that knows how to solve word problems involving pool tables).
It's a classic French speaker mistake because physicist is "physicien" and physician is "médecin", very different.
(And Russian)
Who said she's a mechanical engineer?
She probably drives a train
IIRC they all learn some physics at engineering school. Even the software engineers.
In my engineering school, the major difference between software engineers and real engineers is that software engineers don't study physics.
Neither do the physicists
Isn't physics a pretty integral part of engineering?
No, integrals are mathematics
Depends on the specific engineering branch. Sometimes more, sometimes less. Sometimes nothing at all. But all engineering branches share one thing with physics: math.
For structural analysts it's very important.
I think the joke is you don't understand enough physics to make that your gig, so you go engineering as the backup plan. Source: am IT, we're everyone's backup plan when their initial goals fall through
As a former engineering student who now works in IT.... I resent your comment.
About to graduate in physics and I've definitely scrolled through IT job postings when anxious about not getting a PhD position
Don't worry, when IT students get those moments they look at construction ads. It's turtles all the way down.
And when us constructing workers get those moments we say fuck!, but at least we don't have student loans to pay off.
i didn’t get a degree until I was almost thirty, from an online college at that. I’m a complete idiot and somehow earning a bit over $200k a year in the Midwest at forty years old. Sometimes I have to meet with people and I’m like man, just let me back in my hole, wtf am I doing here, I can barely understand what these people are talking about let alone process any of the shit they are saying. I talk, ask questions, sometimes get answers I can understand but always make an idiot out of myself but I keep talking. Everyone says it’s better to keep your mouth shut and be assumed to be an idiot instead of opening your mouth and removing all doubt but I swear I’ve made a career out of being an idiot. If it wasn’t for IT I would be cleaning shit off guys dicks in a brothel somewhere to feed myself.
In my experience so far asking the question instead of just fucking everything up by guessing is a huge reason why you get paid what you get paid.
Just graduated from college in IT, I know a thing or two because I've seen a thing or two. I originally wanted to do creative communications but couldn't get past the entrance exam.
I have worked with guys who got physics undergrad and mech E masters. They are both awful engineers who don't really get it. I take this joke too personally because I know it's bs from experience.
The absolute worst is when those kinds of engineers graduate but are incapable of thinking about the problems they are designing solutions for.
Engineering is just the economical application of applied physics, without Physicists Engineers work off faulty knowledge, without Engineers nothing gets designed.
The level of understanding an Engineer needs, however, is purely within the practical and economical, while Physicists understandably have more in-depth knowledge.
Engineering is more like accounting, but for objects instead of money. Tables, rule books, and lobbyists.
And writing reports, calculations and such...even manuals if there is time
Hey we understand plenty! Well the parts we have to to make the thing not go boom anyways....
Where's the kaboom? There should have been an earth-shattering kaboom!
Wait, things aren't supposed to go boom ?
I'm Torgue and I'm here to ask you one question and one question only: Explosions?
Excellent, excellent. One thought, though. Maybe it should be boom, boom, and then kaboom. Sort of a hoo-ah grand finale!
I suck at math too!
Don’t we all??