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Trump pushes to rename sexual attraction to children 'Americaphilia' [The Onion]
I'd suggest either trumpaphelia or more aptly GOPedophilia
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Secret Service aware of Iranian state media video threatening life of Barron Trump
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Mary Trump and the card game. That's about it
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CIA chief travels to Moscow for unannounced talks, US media reports
Gotta go get that annual performance review from the boss
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Fake "Leaked" GTA VI Build Hides Malware in 113 GB of Empty Code
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Oh yeah, most likely
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Dad's Knows Best 😎
I read the punchline in Severus Snape's voice. Really miss Alan Rickman.
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Shaken Baby Syndrome Has Been Largely Debunked. Courts Are Still Catching Up.
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That's the only reason I came into this comment section. I read that and was thinking that shaking a baby is definitely dangerous. Gotta love shit headlines.
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Trump Hates the Troops. The Troops Are Taking Notice.
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If you’re happy
Compress your pork
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If a 1 L lama is a holy man and a 2 L llama is an animal, what is a 3L lllama?
Despite the fact that many people in here have never heard of a 3 alarm fire, either because they're not native speakers, or because they're younger, this really is a great joke.
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Do people shower before wearing bike shorts, use a bidet, or some third thing? What is the preparation process?
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If you're getting serious about biking, then you wear a "chamois" underneath your outer bike shorts. For example, I wear fox mountain bike shorts and the chamois that came with them are designed to wear under the shorts instead of underwear. They are padded where you make contact with the seat.
You will just wash them when done riding for the day since you were grinding your dirty balloon knot on the chamois all day.
Definitely good to use a bidet in general though, OP. Start out clean and it helps a lot.
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Deleted tweets show now-Trump aide Natalie Harp’s zealous support on Jan. 6
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Yep, she uses her tongue as the wipes
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Trump DOJ appears to have hired lawyer convicted of hacking election sites to check ‘integrity’
It's all part of the master plan
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Disney’s “Bedknobs and Broomsticks” (1971) faced a smear campaign by oil companies for its positive portrayal of alternatives to fossil fuel vehicles
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Has been living rent free in my head for decades
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Work on Trump White House ballroom can continue, Supreme Court Chief Justice John Roberts rules
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Little guy scared the crap out of me this morning.
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Sting stick
Nope rope
Murder shoelace
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MAGAs Are Fuming After Email Confirms They Will Never Get Their $500 Trump Phones or Deposits Back
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READ: Stunning FBI Doc Claims Trump Assaulted Teen Girl After She ‘Bit the Sh*t Out of’ His Penis
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'No one can find him': Trump drops from public view again after 'slurring' military speech
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Trump’s Acting A.G. Says He Won’t Release Even One More Epstein File
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Mormons outraged after Hegseth military policy no longer counts LDS as Christian