elon being funny? gotta be fake

"Says here you're from.....NEW MEXICO! HAH! GOTCHA! I KNEW YOU WERE A MEXICAN!"

oh shit i gotta warn everybody about 9/11

let me look up how to say "make greenland great again" in west greenlandic

Kalaallit Nunaat angerlaneqarpoq ajunnginnersaatitaasarlugu

that might be hard to fit on a hat

neil "the grass" tyson

eric the red still trolling n00bs from beyond the grave i see

whenever i see his name i'm just like

she lies and says she's in love with him

can't find a fetterman

given what "edge" means among the teens these days, microsoft really should go back to the old browser name.....microsoft goon

fake: anon wants to be fit

gay: anon likes bears

that's what the pinewood derby was like at my school. all the kids with engineer dads had the fastest cars. hmmmm i wonder why hmmmmmm

That letter is all the proof anyone needs that the adults left the room a long time ago. It's just like one of his dementia-inspired tweets

If you like getting bird shit on your newly washed car, you're gonna LOVE getting dog shit on it

I have all of wikipedia in a single 156 GB text file. in my .zshrc i have fastWikiLookup() { cat ~/wikipedia.txt | grep "$@" }

i ctrl+c my fucking face off when that happens.

oh and in case y'all can't read it, the command is cat * in /bin

So tired of these "Christians" who think "Christianity" is about "Christ". Where the fuck would they get that idea

Guns don't kill people, bullets flying out of guns very fast kill people

didn't all this somalia bullshit start with one deceptively edited youtube video? like the shit james o'keefe did at project veritas

won't someone PLEASE think of the gestapo!

.cpp is the funniest file extension, .see PP lmaooooooo

touch your mother