greentext·Greentextby🍹Early to RISA 🧉 Anon wants to be fitView original on sh.itjust.works470Comments12Reply
Hanrahan slrpnk.net Eats only grass, never chugs a proten shake, doesn't need a gym membership, can outrun and outjump any human, whats his secret ?17Reply
ssaltesc replylemmy.world1Hide 1 replydrags salmon through the back door No! No no no! Not in the house! Outside, Bear! Outside! Go on! You're getting a bath later too!18Reply
tetris11 replyfeddit.uk*roars and slashes the dry wall, upending the table* Aww, does someone want to go outside?12Reply
FFleur_ aussie.zoneTurns out to achieve fitness you just need to use your body as it was intended to be used7Reply
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fake: anon wants to be fit
gay: anon likes bears
literally genetics
He's built different.
Eats only grass, never chugs a proten shake, doesn't need a gym membership, can outrun and outjump any human, whats his secret ?
Sure wish we had domesticated bears
drags salmon through the back door
No! No no no! Not in the house! Outside, Bear! Outside! Go on! You're getting a bath later too!
*roars and slashes the dry wall, upending the table*
Aww, does someone want to go outside?
Would be a pain to keep fed
Breed them to be small. Like a teacup grizzly bear
Turns out to achieve fitness you just need to use your body as it was intended to be used
needs a wegovy Rx