Beans, beans, they're good for your heart. The more you eat the more you fart. The more you fart the better you feel, so let's eat beans with every meal!

We should go after the corporations who are just plain taking advantage of people. It is sickening.

Nothing was taken. It is a copy. The original is still exactly where is was. It is by definition not theft.

It should probably be mentioned that this is an adaptation of an Astro Boy story. It really goes back a long way.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Astro_Boy

There’s already a fair crack of wowsers here

Could you translate that?

Well, it isn't midnight yet so no baconnings will be happening yet.

What accent do you fart with?

The Marvels is actually quite fun, and Iman Vellani is always a joy to watch.

Spam.

Nothing about a bricked device in the article. Editorialize much?

Nobody attacked Iran, they attacked Iranian backed Syrians. This is a terrible, editorialized headline. Shame.

I can't even call this an article. It reads like an advertisement written by a 12 year old.

You won't believe #4! More clickbait trash, yay.

Apple clearly doesn't care, why should you? Why are you still buying their products? I hope this doesn't come across as harsh, because it is an honest question.

Good thing Nintendo doesn't own this IP.

Flair and flare have very different meanings. You meant the former.

I have passport, and now I know what I am watching next! Thank you, internet pal.

that’s another flop

You are ignorant or dishonest. As of today, 7 Nov 2023, The Switch has sold 132 million units. What a flop.

Cat.