That's Parkinson's for ya. Except the pills are forever.

At least McBride can now use the women's restrooms in the Capitol. And so must all the other politicians!

in the 90s telling (and asking) people those things would have been such a suspicious, sketchy move.

a/s/l?

"You lost the game"

every night they redo that video. … So, every night the video is reset

What is "redo that video"? What does "the video is reset" mean? Is this dummy-speak for "the recordings are rolled over into a new file at midnight"? Why would this cause a missing minute?

American Event I (American History X)

Ghostbuster

Tree Gump

The Cell (The Matrix)

One Wedding Xor A Funeral

So did you become a vegan or a cannibal?

USA was the first democracy in the world

Uh, no it wasn't.

Not to mention, if it has a valid return address, the gps tracker is somewhat redundant...

You shouldn't spread claims online that you can't verify. You have no proof his penis was previously normal.

Teal

(nicknamed "DOGE"),

OMG naming the department (and firing people) is why he wanted this job...

It's crappy lawyers all the way down.

Not even 3 months

Funeral home services

Look for longer rather than fatter avocado. Fatter has more room for larger nut, but since the nut is round and not oblong, a slimmer longer avocado will have less space wasted on the nut.

Velcro sewn to just inside the top of your pocket, so sticking a hand in your pocket makes a loud noise and you can feel it, for any pickpocket to separate the velcro.

Isn't that more of the same crime the trial was about?

Easyjet. They sent us an update in their app saying they delayed our flight a few hours due to ill pilot. We were waiting near the gate (nearest cafe) but not quite within view, and no flight boards nearby. They decided not to delay after all but did not send an update to the app, and nothing over loudspeakers. My paranoia got the better of me so i wandered down to the gate around the original time of flight to take a look. When I saw they were boarding after all i called the family down, but we had missed it by a minute or so. They would not let us board. They preferred to delay the flight while they unloaded our baggage. We had to pay for and book with another airline to arrive at our hotel at midnight losing a day of our Greek Island holiday. When we complained to their service desk, they refused to refund us, and said "we DO suggest you always keep up to date by watching the flight boards". There was a giant sign by their desk that literally said "download our app to keep up to date on your flights". I will never give those fucks another dollar, and I tell this story to anyone who will listen.