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Jacking off. I'm really good at it and have a lot to share, but every time I've tried the police get called.

It's really the perfect life. I want nothing more than to be a little man faffing about all day

I just hear it when my parents start ranting about how horrible the millennials are, without realizing both their children are millennials.

They're trying to hint that if you had a better tractor, you'd be getting more action

Let them. Let republicans sue and drive the youth vote away further, let loan servicers emphasize how fucking ghoulish they actually are. Let it fuel actual legislation to change this shit.

Indiana you don't have room to talk. And I should know, I live in Indiana.

Hey you're from Indiana too! I've noticed Kroger's the worst about this, Meijer is usually lower. Shop Aldi then Meijer if you can.

I dunno man, I had a pretty baller time watching mst3k and having huge LAN parties every weekend.

no thank you

You can also drink any water that entered the tube, if you're a fucking freak

Here in the US grocery store chains are fucking our asses with these prices.

Half-assedly throwing Christmas lights around your screen is an insane idea

Landed on "Rudy had his hands on Klays neck, that's why Draymond attacked him"

We all saw this happen in HD so we know that's bullshit

Always short

Weird, I've had some IKEA dressers and bookshelves for a decade that have been completely fine.

When I took paxlovid the world tasted like malort for a week. It was awful.

What a bootlicking little bitch your coworker is.

I'm surprised more of you aren't using my mom, she gets around