The sheriff in any Robin Hood is a Bad Guy©

He was at my house watching Lord of the Rings at the time, so I don't see how he could have fucking done it.

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Oh I'm sure they'll find 4 or 5 Democrats willing to help. They always do.

Dead how, though? You gonna just stab everyone one at a time? Should we line up for it? Do we have to leave our guns at home before we get in the stabbing line?

Awful lot of strings that should have been integers. It is JavaScript, though, so I guess that tracks.

Somewhere between "it should be on its way now" and "I hope you know you're an (asshole)" There should have been a "thank you."

The fact that there isn't pretty well confirms who I'm laughing with and who I'm laughing at.

A $2/mo subscription for a fucking screensaver?!

According to the side of the Kraft box, I'm a family of 4.

No idea. Yamaha was doing pianos long before they were doing motorcycles, so it can't be them. I can't think of a company that started with motorcycles and then moved into pianos.

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RIP lemmynsfw's inbox.

Yup. Dude took one for the team.

How are they picking restaurants where they're not absolutely certain they'll be welcomed?

I didn't propose to my (now) wife until I already knew what the answer would be. These chucklefucks are out here not even doing the bare minimum due diligence. Just showing up and hoping for the best.

Hyalinobatrachium dianae

Which is bunk. There's, like, a spider species named sonicus hedgehogidae or some shit like that, for the lulz, but heaven forbid we name this guy after his lookalike.

Yeah yeah, rules and conventions, blah blah blah. Some rules need to be broken.

And it's not all either. He's only going to kill maim the Democrats. And black people. And brown people. And LGBT people. And women. And non-Christians. So, you know, as long as you're not in one of those groups, you'll be totally fine. For now. But maybe don't get too comfortable.

The public comments were overwhelmingly in favor of full deschedule/legalization, but all he's pushing for is reschedule to 3, which means they'll probably go to 2 because fuck you that's why. Hopefully Harris can lean into it a little harder than Biden has.

He's building up resistance so his wife can't poison him.

There's a lot more chances to jump off your float for a sec and enjoy the scenery on a long lazy river than there is on a water slide.

Facebook up, hit the lawyer, delete the gym.