found the guy the /s is for

Wasn't he a big part of the Birther movement

no and he actively shut up the people trying to make that an issue on the campaign trail. the loudest voice among the birth certificate crowd was donald trump lmao

"i'll call today" "you'll call now" "i'll call now"

based but also idiotic

huffman's ideal reddit is populated and moderated entirely by bots, and we're getting very close lol

fucked up i can remember the number to empire today but not my first love's smile

or worse, a liberal!

a lunatic? completely. but this is almost a valuable message to break through to that echo chamber.

and nothing of value was lost

neuter your fucking cats

especially neuter your fucking outdoor cats

it's fucking ghoulish that these salesmen treat a college commencement as just another platform to push their product and grow hype

yeah, it's ridiculous - but the core messaging is "money insulates you from reality" and that's something these people need to hear.

bit lossy, innit?

now do population centers

another hippo, usually

no he's the perfect choice because he's a horny bastard and having porn at his fingertips would drive him absolutely apeshit

if an end user can serve as an entry point to the entire domain for ransomware, the end user hasn't failed, IT has.

this is not an opinion that should be shared by anyone who has opened a frontpage comment section in the last 3 months. bot spam has only gotten significantly worse since july.

the API changes had no effect on bot accounts, anyway. reddit corp specifically made an exception for them and other "low volume" API users - which is why you can still use your own API key to activate defunct 3rd party apps.

(yes, the implication is that normal users can go to hell if they don't want to use the app - but by imitating a bot, reddit gives you preferential treatment. they want bots juicing their activity metrics.)

my guess is that subredditstats.com is itself impacted by the API changes, or this is a consequence of frontpage posts cycling MUCH more slowly than they did before the protests. fewer individual posts reaching r/all means less traffic and fewer comments as a result.

you really think someone would do that? just go on a once-respected publication and tell lies?

Mr Bin Omran told his rescuers he had at times seen his family from his prison, but claimed he had been unable to call out for help “because of a spell that his captor had cast on him”, local media reported.

i uh... huh.