You can't be helped, sorry. We will put you to an asylum for people like you

But the times are not tougher by themselves, they become tougher because of capitalism itself. So it was Homelander all along

Parasite, parasite, parasite, parasite, just to add some explanation.

Edit: An FBI agent contacted me and said that selecting 4 individuals out of 400 in one year is not a statistical anomaly. He also wanted me to tell you that Snowden might be affiliated with Russian government and spread the propaganda

Me, 10 years ago: haha, the onion

Me, now: haha, republicans

Well.... there are actually a lot of things we could've taken from the old days. Atmosphere without excessive co2 for instance

Sorry bud, I don't make the rules

I have to wonder, don't the majority of Russians pretty much know that their government is full of shit?

Let me offer my perspective,as a Russian. People do not want to lose everything like they did in the 90s. Yes, everyone understands that the government is full of shit, but they believe in the belief (google it, an interesting concept) that it's virtuous to support a government.

It's like a classic trolley problem. Yes, you'd probably push that lever, but you know of consequences and you just purchased a car and your wife is pregnant. You are caught in this unending circle, you simply do not want to deal with it because it doesn't affect you. But when it does affect you, it's always the west: shock therapy of the 90s, current sanctions, debit card ban, visa bans, etc.

Just don't start it in the evening. You will lose your whole night.

Need? Nobody needs a billionaire who dresses in leather and enjoys close combat with mentally ill people.

You can indeed. But growing cotton has already resulted in environmental changes beyond my comprehension.

I guess the first step should be to adapt a habit of clothes repair

Next year headline: Boeing sues a very patient enthusiast

The point when we collectively start tipping landlords

I don't want to offend anyone, but this sword is STRAIGHT

As a proud owner of the Intel option, I sincerely glad that you have.

Also it hurts and I hate you

I guess their problem is that they're fucking nowhere

Remember ladies, Jars are similar to tars, so simple xvf would be enough

Evil corporate wants us to fucking birdwatch

Actually it's all Java

And I bet it was banned before the infamous subreddit about underaged girls or even before bans of incel network

That's a long lasting tradition to use "we" even in solo authored papers. I believe even Newton did this