I really enjoyed Everything, Everywhere, All at Once. Good martial arts choreography (Jackie Chan style physical humor) intermixed with an amazing story.

Software/Apps costing a fixed, one-time amount rather than subscription models for everything

I highly doubt that...you give me like, I dunno, let's say 5 people, and a catapult, and I bet you I can hit a giraffe before it gets struck by lightning.

Even more confident if you give me a people-sized potato cannon.

The people pushing AI don't care if AI works or not. They will keep making money while the consumers and workers suffer.

I was getting Boris Johnson vibes from the disheveled appearance

Egg -> Coot -> Hawk -> Dead Randomly

Zelda: Link's Awakening on the GameBoy Color in the mid-90s. I got to the second temple, and was totally stuck - to progress I needed to learn to jump, which I inferred was in this temple, but I just couldn't figure out where it was.

Wandered all over the available map, which of course was constrained due to lacking the jump skill and other story-driven tools. Nothing.

Finally bought a game guide, which explained to me that I needed to bomb a wall in one room in the second temple to progress. It was indicated by a small crack, a staple in Zelda games but invisible to me in my first experience with the series.

The cherry on top was that by that point, I didn't have any bombs to break the wall, and I recall that I didn't have the ability to buy or acquire any and had to restart the game to progress past the point where I was stuck.

After that point, Zelda: Links Awakening became one of my favorite games of my childhood. It is hilarious how much frustration it caused me before that realization.

Don't have an answer for you unfortunately, but do you care to share more of this story about Lego burning Bionicle fans?

"Somehow...Stark has returned"

I'm having a baby in an hour or so. Hope this is true 🤞

I have to imagine that my credit card would flag it as fraudulent, since it is approximately $845,000 above my credit limit.

C suite douche: "Most people default to automating tasks they dislike rather than tasks most valuable to the company"

Also C suite douche: "AI makes workers more productive, therefore we don't need as many workers!"

Can't have it both ways, ya twats.

Colapinto-and-go penalty 🤣

Luigi unavailable? Try a pack of his furry nemeses, Wolfuigi

Cozy pose:

Christmas eve pose:

Model pose:

Wearing your smart glasses with a video camera....while you have sex.

Yeah, ain't no saving someone that dumb.

Germany woke af by having a gender-neutral pronoun already

Why would I spend a ton of money to go out in public and play golf, when I can stay at home keeping that Teams icon green while playing videogames and watching mid-week Europa League fixtures?

Source: currently home sick, but feeling good enough to clock a few hours of required training and data backups.