Is he just trying to distract From the SNL parodies?

If only he could watch Fiddler and realize he's not cheering for the same people as everyone else.

Surround the park with shipping containers, and done! It is now 100% dystopia appropriate housing!

And Soviet Russia...

The tariff applies to all imports, including budget options from Japan and Korea. It's not just about luxury vehicles, and I have a feeling it's meant partly to reduce competition for Tesla.

Decaf coffee (or tea) will still have more than zero caffeine. Allowable amounts vary between US and EU, but multiple repetitions of the process are needed to achieve either 97% or 99.9% caffeine free respectively.

A single pass through a decaffeination process can result in leaving up to 20% of the original caffeine content.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Decaffeination

He's not nearly old enough to be a serious contender. /s

Well, then it's not a nuclear missile, is it?

Hee'sh going to hish room to lishen to shome Britney Shpears recordsh.

Ok, now I'm a Pastafarian.

CEO says firm will "keep doing the same stuff" at least "while I'm in charge."

Narrator: he became President for Life

Most likely just spending more on security.

The catch is that we've already been paying for it, since the consumers bear the cost of the tariffs.

Waiting for my checks from trickle-down economics to roll in.

Air frying is just a convection cremation, you know.

Yes, not stable at all.

Coup d'jour

Silly humans, rings are for wraiths!

Chinease is an enzyme, but I don't know what it does.

I believe they also have plans to move beyond Chromium, but a new code base isn't a quick project... (That said, they do eliminate the tracking features and other questionable elements of the code currently.)