this is 90% of what being a professional marketer is.

my local fringe theater festival this year was plagued with AI slop posters and copy

two scenes from jurassic Park spliced together for comedic effect

edit for extra context: the smaller man - Dr Alan Grant portrayed by Sam Neill - is taken from a scene at the start of the movie where he meets a dinosaur for the first time - a sickly triceratops - and is listening to its breathing. The larger man - mathematician Ian Malcom portrayed by Jeff Goldblum - is taken from later in the movie where he was injured in a dinosaur attack and thus appears in dishelved clothing/a state of undress.

They have replaced the triceratops and the background from the Grant/Neill scene with Malcolm/Goldblum and surrounds.

I like kids. Until I switched careers I'd worked with kids every age from newborn to 21 in caretaking, babysitting, education and youth/social work.

But I don't like having kids (I imagine) and neither does my partner, so we just don't have them

I mean we did pivot table a significant portion out of the reporting dataset tho

I mean give it a short time - 500 years or so - I'm sure it'll be forgotten.

No one really associates roses with the Tudors and Stuarts any more, the Trikelion and the Triquetra aren't sacred symbols any more, people use the Cadeceus when they mean the Asclepius staff, depending on context some enemies of France would've seen the Fleur de Lys as an offensive symbol...

it's rage bait for 14 year olds on tiktok and completely staged

you have to keep cows pregnant to milk them. If he was to attempt to milk a non pregnant cow his paradigm of milkable would collapse.

I work 9-5 and in the evenings and weekends I admin, rehearse and perform comedy, music, thestre

Pabst Blue Fibbon

I wouldn't call my foreskin a minor adjustment!

it was groundbreaking at launch. the switch-character thing was pretty awesome

my dude Quentin on my east side is a solid dude. retired older gentleman, carries a gun and a sword, we chat about our gardens, but I don't know any of my other neighbors.

yeah windows do be like that

how does one run a mile, put up a shelf, deal with grief, feel proud of one's achievements, make pasta, dress nicely, be self confident...?

it's a process one achieves by doing. And like everything, it's difficult at first and one makes mistakes.

apparently a small amount of homeless teens in Zambia tried it and it became an urban legend like shagbands and razorblade candy

I dont speak Japanese. is it this?

I love that album. Once I took a hike around Edinburgh to listen to the entire Bungle discography in order.

that's the joke

she wears a hijab not a burqua.