The US will pay $300B to Algeria.

My ey wife and me divorced 13 years ago. As we have kids and will coparent and see each other for the rest of our lives there's also no reason not to share streaming accounts. (And we share them with the kids anyways...)

Ist Datenleck schlimmer als Eier leck?

• Complaining migrants do not integrate
• Is a migrant, who doesn't speak the language, himself
• Complaining, they don't speak USian with him
• Joins the aggressor's military during war time, complains he has to go to war.

Me in 1999: Haha, good joke, things will get even better.

Me in 2026: Damn, how right they were.

Wasn't that explicitly mentioned in the film, that that is the best time in civilization?

No no no.

In school in higher education we had to interpret poems.

I am definitely sure, that neither the author's opinion or my opinion are relevant. It is only the teacher's opinion that is relevant.

(Do I need the /s?)

Also reddit:

My gf didn't close the tooth paste in the bathroom.

Reddit: Red flag, LEAVE HER

My ex-wife and me divorced amicably, so we still talk.

One day, about two years after separtion she called me whether I still had my credit card.

(Typically we pay by payment cards called ec or giro card - but they don't habe a credit card number, so not usable for ordering something from overseas)

So I said, yes, why. "Uhm, I want to buy something from the US" she answerf with skirting around the topic.

A certain assumption forms in my mind, as she speaks on I'm getting more sure every moment.

I answer: Look, , don't try to order the Hitachi Magic Wand from the US. It can't be imported due to the no-lead-in-electric-devices law. And even if it arrived you 'd need a transformer for plugging it into our 230V system. Just buy one of the knockoffs available on Amazon in Europe

She : "Um (pause), OK"

Some years later my teenage kids found it when they were at her place. They asked her what it was and she said "a microphone". I swear by my kids, the "it is a microphone" meme happened once in my family in real life. (And of course these teenagers knew what it was).

Ich brauche gar keine Hände, bei mir stöhnen Leute schon wenn ich nur Witze mache.

IPV6 is already rolled out in parts of the world. My provider has a Dual Stack lite architecture, the home connection is over IPV6, IPV4 is normally being tunneled via V6 through a provider grade NAT.

As I AM a network nerd, I pay for a dedicated IPV4 address every month, so I can reach my stuff from outside from old IPV4 only networks.

So when I plug in my router, connect a windows machine and just google stuff then all this traffic will be IPV6 without me configuring anything.

It's so great fun having the attack surface being doubled by dual stack setups.

Because the Only Office source is more modern while Libre Offices's source code now is around 35 years old. At least that was the reasoning in one of the articles I read.

Of course he knows, don't think these people are stupid. Still it limited the amount of news about the Facebook Papers by giving the press something else to write about. This post proves it even more.

And yet in the long run, they can make the name Meta stick, just by behaving like the renaming was a huge success and just ignoring everyone who calls the whole company Facebook.

If you like it or not over time Facebook will be just one of their brands, also probably not even the most attractive one.

Given that most Satanists just make fun of religion, how do you call people who're really believing in Satan?

Christians

TWICE AS MUCH COMPARED TO WHAT????

My left ball?

Not specifically for a rock, but that's "roughly" how physical modeling synthesiers work for instruments.

Also there's a youtube channel of a guy who builds an engine simulator to reproduce the sounds of 4-stroke and 2-stroke engines by applying fluid dynamic simulation of the gas flows in an engine.

It COULD conceivably be built for rock dropping as well, but I assume that's not a thing people have yet put effort in.

Edit:

https://youtu.be/oUrYlZQVHvo?si=NPNYeKqr-MWkn7B8

He drinks a vodka drink
He drinks a vodka drink
He drinks a vodka drink
He drinks a vodka drink

He gets knocked down,
does not get up again
You're never keep him up again

Watching TV:

Here in the EU it is offensive/inappropriate to kill people.

There in the US it is offensive/inappropriate to make people.

So the difference is whether to make love or to make war. Personally I'd rather be a bononbo than a chimpanzee.

Do we also have something like r/dontputyourdickinthat on lemmy?

Yes. For everyone who missed it, "Hurensohn" ist the German word for CEO.

Just call your boss a Hurensohn tomorrow to impress them.