Unfortunately I'm not a 42 year old divorced dad so I'm not qualified to run a smoker

TLDR: it's a """news""" article about a Reddit post and does not remotely represent the average Apple user

BREAKING: some loser hick says something retarded, more details at 11. Seriously what is the point if this post, why give these subhumans any attention?

Neato, now do the 20 inch iPad where you have to go 2 menus deep to turn on your heated seats

Core memory unlocked. My childhood public pool had one of these and it was incredibly loud

Also mom: I wonder why never tells me anything anymore

Sure modern Mars bars might be smaller, but they are also lower quality and much, much more expensive.

What a deal, there’s literally no downside!

This meme implies that these turdbuckets reflect on their actions

I mean personally I usually end up sweatier than a Call of Duty match when I go on vacation so I bring 2 shirts for every day

If not friend, then why friend shaped?

Holy shit, I didn’t even realise it had gone up to $250. I guess that’s the cost of trying to become literally anything other than a tool to catalog your pirated media which is what I imagine still the sole purpose the overwhelming majority of users including myself use it for.

Cross your fingers that the rig burns to the ground so you can get your insurance check

Ah, a screenshot of a tweet that was in no way meant as a joke is considered a meme now, thanks for showing a newbie the ropes on this confusing internet thing

Stop trying to make retard a slur, it’s never going to happen