MFW I think I heard a can open off in the distance.

Baller!

RSS and/or Gemini protocol

They take their twisted logic and antics to such extremes that it resembles a live-action version of some mid-20th century American cartoons. Same level of slapstick cruelty but the plotlines make it all more premeditated and sociopathic.

(I laugh hysterically at it, but I totally understand anyone who thinks it's depraved!)

Israel Hayom, Miriam Adelson

Danny DeVito is still "pitifully" entertaining 50 years later, with his studio producing the longest-running American live-action sitcom.

This is from the R site. I would start a MTG shitposting/memes community on Lemmy; I have plenty of content but no idea what I'm doing.

Lynx was as much "the Epyx console" as it was "the Atari portable". Epyx had so many high-quality games on Commodore 64; I have not played all of the Lynx ports but I can tell you that Electrocop was a sequel to Impossible Mission, in spirit. All of "The Games" (unlicensed Olympics) series were pretty great on C64.

Early on, one of Epyx's founders got sick of just reusing the Apshai engine over and over and left to found Free Fall, who created Archon - one of Electronic Arts' first games.

Every time you smoke a cigarette, the gods take eight minutes off of your life, and add them to Keith Richards'.

Three years later...

American high-school athletes in conservative states: Log in with genital verification.

It probably goes without saying, but:

Incorporates 3rd-party DRM: EA online activation and EA app software installation and background use required.

Requires 3rd-Party Account: EA Account 

Uses Kernel Level Anti-Cheat

EA Javelin Anticheat

Requires agreement to a 3rd-party EULA

Battlefield™ 1 EULA

EA Play subscription requires acceptance of

EA Play Terms

Awesome! I did not see system requirements; I'll try it on my 500 if it's good enough. For me, it's - good enough! Oh waiyayayaaaaaah!

(I had Commodore 64 and the totally different Datasoft game!)

Old news... If you are using a VPN, it's "foreign communications" and subject to spying; and if you aren't using a VPN, they route the data through a room that's considered a foreign enclave (like an embassy), turning it into "foreign communications" and subject to spying.

Like the German version of Nazis before them, they aren't coming for their biggest target first. They're coming for their political opposition, the "abortionists", the atheists, the drug users, the mentally ill...

RFK Jr.:

"I’m going to create these wellness farms where they can go to get off of illegal drugs, off of opiates, but also illegal drugs, other psychiatric drugs, if they want to, to get off of SSRIs, to get off of benzos, to get off of Adderall, and to spend time as much time as they need — three or four years if they need it— to learn to get reparented, to reconnect with communities,"

Re-education camps, huh.

Clarence Thomas was a judge for less than two years before becoming a Supreme Court Justice.

We already know they're buddies; Tim Sweeney travelled to Saudi Arabia with Trump's bribe-seeking entourage.

"Epic MAGAgames"

Edit: better link

Molesters All Granted Amnesty

Oh, sorry, I just saw that you wanted wrong answers only.

Does anyone know the whereabouts of any of the 1200 detainees at "Alligator Alcatraz Auschwitz", the prison camp that suddenly disappeared?