You had me at blame Henry Ford.

Well I don't want to get all controversial about it but the thing about India is it's a country in South Asia with a land area of approximately 3.3 million square kilometers and a population of roughly 1.4 billion. And that might be a hot take, but also we have to keep in mind its primary exports are petroleum goods and textiles. Don't even get me started on how its borders are the Indian Ocean, the Arabian Sea, and the Bay of Bengal.

"Why do they say it's a mystery how the pyramids were built when it's obviously just big bricks in a triangle?" - Philomena Cunk

You have identified the word within the box. Glory unto your house!

This is the kind of shit that made social media fun before it got turned into a weaponized surveillance hellscape. Someone would create an account for an air vent and just post "blowin steady" every day and get a whole following on it. It used to be fun.

Touch of realism. Graffiti isn't necessarily coherent or rational. Sometimes it's just some angry shit scrawled on a wall.

"Who called it the Guardian of Forever?"

"Well we don't know, actually. Academy scientists assume that it's some sort of life form that coalesced around the myriad beliefs of sentients regarding the understanding of time and adopted language to best fit their understanding."

"So it gave itself that nickname?"

"In a sense, yes."

"Like when me mate Paul had that ketamine and declared himself the Unstoppable Love God until the police wrestled him to the ground?"

"I... suppose you could say so."

The position of Sheriff in MA is such a joke. Holdover from the days of county governments that no longer exist anymore. They're glorified superintendents cosplaying as law enforcement. Their employees are paid by the state, earn state retirement, their budgets are line items. It's time we fucking get rid of the office of sheriff altogether.

When my wife and I were expecting we wanted to keep the sex a surprise. I used every opportunity to be a pain in the ass about it. "Do you know what you're having?" "Well we suspect it's human but I who knows." "Boy or girl?" "No idea, they'll probably let us know at some point."

Amazing how bonkers it drove some people. Can't recommend it enough for this reason alone.

This looks like Andris Nelsons, conductor of the Boston Symphony Orchestra. It looks like he's conducting the audience's clapping. This gentleman has won six Grammys over ten years for recordings of Shostakovich.

What's the bigger one on the left

In an episode of Happy Days, The Fonz goes water skiing, encounters a shark, and jumps over it in the water skis. It marked a moment of dramatic decline in the show's overall quality, and the term has been used since for any such point in time where something is identifiably worse after a specific event.

I think in this context it's internal combustion engine.

It really depends on your comfort level and setup. At three months it's not uncommon for the baby to share a room with the parents in a bassinet. Three month olds don't really do much and you want to work on the baby sleeping during the night, so you'd want to hold them for a bit until they get settled then lay them down to let them fall asleep in the bed of choice. Depending on the baby this could take some coaxing, cuddling, etc. if they're in their own nursery and you have a monitor or something you can put them down, go back to bed, and either try and get back to sleep or watch them for a bit. But yes, you would hang out with them for a bit to get them back to sleep. It is super peaceful holding a sleepy baby.

I don't get it why would you staff a ship with a bunch of dilithium miners.

I'm guessing Ankh + Invisible Joker?

My guess is polychrome with the screenshot taken at a really vibrant part of the shimmer.

It's 2032. You step outside for a walk. The neighborhood drone swarm marks your priority socioeconomic status and hovers around your head to show you an ad for male pattern baldness treatment. Every shop you pass is closed. Holes start appearing in the ad as drones break off when your lawyer neighbor starts her afternoon run. She sighs and taps her wrist for payment and they return to you.

Amazing. You'd think something as big as a mammoth would need more blood than that

I don't think this meme is implying that Ea-Nasir is associated with horniness. The picture is Imhotep from The Mummy. The historical Imhotep was, like Ea-Nasir, an architect, writer, etc, but because his name is used as the villain in The Mummy films and his motivation is resurrecting his love, he is also associated with horniness and not shitty copper.